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2011-12-23T23:28:00.001+11:00

Blogging from phone!

Happy Birthday Sayang @iffahsaibudin

2011-12-23T23:27:00.001+11:00

So yeah, :)

I have been waiting for this day to update my blog especially for you syg.

I wish i have something special to give on this very special occasion for my very very special person; a special person that i love so much. (though, i'll think of something soon :p)

Sorry as i could not be next to you on your birthday, but i hope you'll enjoy your holiday dgn siblings. Your next bday, and next next next next (until infinity) i'll be right next to you okay syg? i promise.

Happy Birthday Iffah, kita selalu doakan syg sihat, dilindungi, dimurahkan rezeki, dipermudahkan urusan dan ada dgn kita selama2nya.

I love you so much syg, have a wonderful and a great birthday.

From your one and only,
Syafiq Asnawi

Ps:// im posting this using my phone, laptop kita kan rosak. kan syg janji nak teman kita gi beli sama2 kan? :p

deciphering rempit spelling

2011-11-24T23:32:00.001+11:00

Pronounciation: "aq (as if tek-ak, remove the 'tek'), niyu adiyu cepel kiyu ex eq (as if tetek, remove the 'tet')???aq sethu (or whatever shit that is) niyu nepiyu ketiyu (like kuey tiau), owang ask (ask = tanya in english) gedeh jiu,, aq macam dah besen to cepel,, nepiyu hadap niyu panah kepehten and keperten,,,aq besen nengen hadap yang macam niyu,, aq nak raciyu bahgiyu macam corporal (?) len tapi tak pernah raciyu.

code decipher status : successful.

Going back to Malaysia

2011-11-24T18:45:00.001+11:00

What's up everybody. (I'll kill you if you secretly answered 'ceiling'). lol jk.

Officially, I'm done as an undergrad. Tapi belum graduate lagi lah, my course is pelik, have to complete honours dulu baru graduate. Technically, yeah, no longer an undergrad student. Approximately 10 months ago, i started my 3rd year studies, and now, its only 4 days left before pulang for 3 months summer break. Time flies as fast as mat rempits met their creator as soon as they hit the backside of a truck.

Since, dah masuk cuti secara rasminya.. aku menghabiskan sisa sisa masa di Melbourne ini dengan bersosial (twitter) dan membina minda yang cekap, kritis, lagi kreatif (bermain game). Dan secara jujurnya, aku rasa aku dah lupa 70% apa yang aku belajar masa nak amik exam beberapa minggu yang lalu. I know korang pun begitu juga, melainkan kau salah seorang daripada budak yang aku selalu gelar 'budak yang stress dapat teruk dalam exam, tapi teruk-teruk dia pun 80'. babi kan? Lol.

Game yang baru selesai tadi, ye a bit slowpoke. nak sambung Assassin's Creed Revelations pulak. goodbye life

In few days, i'll be back to Malaysia. Therefore, hello in advance to kedai mamak, pasar malam, driver bodoh tak reti pasang signal, mat indon bangla nepal vietnam etc, anjing kurap, dan logo 1Malaysia yang berada di mana-mana sahaja.

I'll post more. kalau ada idea datang. KALAU.

Aku dah cakap aku malas update

2011-11-21T19:09:00.001+11:00

Hi followers blog aku yang seramai 83 orang.

Walaupun korang follow aku, tak semestinya kau baca post aku kan?. Walau bagaimanapun, ada possibility untuk korang baca sebab mungkin anda terperasan ketika buka dashboard blogger anda.

ANYWAYS,

What did i told you?, aku malas update blog kan. tapi semuanya MUNGKIN, ya, MUNGKIN, berubah dalam masa 3 bulan yang berikutnya sebab aku dah start Summer Vacation. It's freaking summer in Melbourne, Australia and I'm going back home to Malaysia.

However, aku sebenarnya tak kreatif utk update blog and sometimes aku rasa jadi mcm bengap jap bila nak update post. Rasa mcm nak update blog, tapi hamjadah bila bukak blog tak tau nak taip apa. therefore this post. :8).

If you any of you ever read my posts sampai habis, i would like to thank you. without you, i would still publishing blog posts, tapi tak best ah takde possibility org nak baca. ha ha. but no, jk. thank you for reading.

Best Wishes,
Syafiqnawi.

Collaboration Maut

2011-11-17T19:41:00.001+11:00

I Got Lembu Nak Jaga

2011-11-17T19:14:00.001+11:00

I got lembu nak jaga

i got lembUUuuUu lembu nak jaga

Ucapan(s) Selamat Hari Raya

2011-08-29T12:07:00.001+10:00

Eh esok nak raya lah, kat Malaysia lah. kat Melbourne lusa baru raya.

Maka di sini, saya ingin mengambil kesempatan untuk mengucapkan Selamat Hari Raya, (yang lebih appropriate dari post bawah ni. AHAHA).

kepada kedua ibu-bapa saya,
yang berada di Taman Sri Andalas, Klang. Minta maaf utk tahun ke-tiga berturut2, tak dapat nak ambil gambar raya bersama-sama. Gambar yang ada kat rumah tu masa org sekolah menengah rendah lagi, takpe nanti kita tukar, lagi setahun *nangis*. Masa tu tak kacak lagi, sekarang dah kacak (refer post sebelum ni utk lihat gambar sekarang).

Rindu nak makan pagi-pagi raya dengan keluarga, nak salam-salam, nak gi solat raya sama-sama. Kat sini solat raya dengan pak pak arab, afghan, sri lanka, india, indonesia, etc; diorang punya takbir raya tak sedap. monotonous bak kata orang klang.

Orang arab pulak besar, nanti lepas semayang raya dia nak peluk2, tangan diorang banyak bulu mak, geli. :(.

Lepas tu rindu nak kutip duit raya dekat pakcik makcik semua tu, taktau ah dah tua bangka ni boleh dapat lagi ke tak. Tapi biasanya dapat, dan dapat extra sebab dah dewasa. Sepupu, anak sedara yang kecik tu takyah pun takpe, sebenarnya tu helah untuk mak bapak diorang yang nak dapat duit raya. Budak kecik mana reti guna duit.

Dan last sekali, minta maaf atas segala salah silap. dan halalkan makan minum. doakan Syafiq berjaya di bumi Kangaroo ni. dan juga banyak duit supaya senang kahwin nanti. okbai

kepada adik-beradik,
kakak dan dua adik perempuan tu. walaupun sorang je laki tak semestinya dia mesti pondan, tapi kalau dah tak dapat nak raya sama-sama buat tahun ketiga berturut2 tu mmg sedihlah.

kepada adik2 perempuan, pilih pakwe yang hensem2, tapi jangan mengalahkan kehenseman abang, sbb nanti abg stress. kepada adik yang dah ada pakwe, tapi tak hensem, fikir2 lah balik. HAHAHAHA. ok gurau. selamat hari raya to my siblings. dan kakak juga. hihi.

kepada kekasih,
yang bernama Iffah Saibudin, yg turut berada di Klang. Minta maaf sebab tak dapat nak raya sama-sama dgn sayang. Kalau benua Australia ni boleh balik naik bas ke Klang, saya dah balik dah sayang. :(. Kalau Doraemon tu wujud dan beragama Islam, mungkin dia boleh membantu saya sayang. Sedih sebab tak dapat nak raya dgn sayang (spt yang saya ckp dlm kad raya tu).

Selamat Hari Raya sayang, kita sambut raya on the 29th Nov okay? hari saya balik msia. hihi. and mcm sayang ckp, kita masih ada baaaaaaanyak raya yg boleh sambut sama-sama. InsyaAllah. ILYSM

kepada rakan-rakan, di melbourne, monash university clayton campus, bekas pelajar dan lecturer yg mengajar saya di AUSMAT19 INTEC UiTM, raka-rakan satu batch dan guru-guru yg mengajar saya di SBPI Gombak atau dikenali dgn nama tak sedapnya INTEGOMB (lol), SMK Sri Andalas, SK Tmn Sri Andalas, dan SRA Tmn Klang Jaya

(ada ke orang yang ingat aku time sekolah rendah ni? hahaha. ak ingat nama cikgu darjah 1 Damak aku, Pn.Norhayati. Puan kalau tiba-tiba satu hari "ter-google" nama puan dan nampak post ni, ingat tak Penolong Ketua Kelas masa 1Damak tahun bila ntah tak ingat, ha saya lah orang tu.)

Selamat Hari Raya kepada manusia yang masih rajin mengikuti perkembangan Blog aku dari zaman dahulu lagi. Thanks :).

Gambar ni bukan photoshop, diambil dgn pelakon sensasi Australia Hugh Jackman masa penggambaran cite Wolverine. Muka jadi coklat sikit sbb time ni muka kene sunburn, yang minah tu tak kenal, entah mana dtg tiba-tiba dia nak join. :(. Selamat Hari Raya dari kami

ps://takde gambar bosan. TL:DR. but pleease read. :( <-- muka mintak lempang sruh korang baca

Selamat Hari Raya Dari Blog Yang Berhabuk

2011-08-28T12:25:00.001+10:00

Dah berapa lama aku tak update blog ni?

Oh well. sedar tak sedar aku dah ada 83 followers rupanya. SIAPA NAK DUIT RAYA SILA KOMEN POST AKU!.

Mula-mula sekali aku nak ucapkan Selamat Hari Raya, maaf zahir dan batin. Satu aku minta maaf sebab blog ni bodoh, dan korang folo sia-sia je. kenapa sia-sia?

sebab pertama

nama blog pun bila aku fikir lama2, macam bangang jugak. aku nak tukar layout dan nama blog ni buat kali ke 8 juta lepas ni. lepas ni tu aku tak boleh nak konfirm bila, mungkin lagi 5 bulan? HAHAHAHA

sebab kedua.

aku kata nak bagi daily dose, KONONNYA lah. last last hanjing. Monthly dose aku bagi, itu pun bukan monthly, baik aku update blog setahun sekali je. semua post aku. "Selamat Tahun Baru. okbai".

sebab ketiga.

aku ni idea untuk blogging sentiasa ada, tapi pemalas tahap dewata raya petala ke lapan belas. dan aku takde photoshop skills. kalau ada pun sumpah bodoh. macam bawah ni :-

3 sebab kenapa korang folo blog aku sia-sia. dan maka aku ingin sekali lagi mengucapkan SELAMAT HARI RAYA DAN SELAMAT HARI 1MERDEKA 1MALAYSIA LOL.

wordpress

2011-04-19T18:54:00.000+10:00

if u want to see me blogging...blogging as if type panjang and stuff. THE blogging. then come and visit me here.

http://syafiqnawi.wordpress.com

i wanna see how wordpress works for me first, before i gone serius, by buying domain and get the paid wordpress version

meleis and their annoying obsession with hantu kak limah

2011-04-17T22:02:00.000+10:00

you know what they said, a joke is no longer a joke if its recycled OVER 9000 times.

Im getting annoyed with this weird over obsessive and over usage of hantu kak limah so called 'punchline'. Especially on facebook.

Do you have to fucking made every fucking fanpage out of every fucking line in that movie?

next time, search the movie script and make a fucking fanpage out of every phrases, capiche? alang2 menyeluk pekasam biar sampai ke pangkal arsehole korang kan.

Call me a hater, because im sure nanti ada lah antara faggot yang jadi admin page2 tu cakap, "biar kan hater2 tu semua -admin". No we cant! we cant let fags like you live on the face of earth, we already have enough idiots ruling our nation.

I laughed at Usop Wilcha's 'unintentional' joke as well, but do you have to make every single fanpage about what he did as well? So next time hantar stalker at that guy and buat page "Usop Wilcha Berak Kat Tandas Awam", "Usop Wilcha makan beger ramli kat depan sekolah".

Homesick.

2011-04-15T23:58:00.000+10:00

we need cure for all types of sickness, except for this.

Homesick makes you human. It serves as a reminder, that deep down inside us, we are still missing and care about something dearly back home. Let it be your house, your friends, family, girlfriend, pets, cars, whatever they are the important essence of Homesick, the essence that made homesick a 'disease' that we dont mind having it for the rest of our lives.

Its been a while since i come to my own blog, yes, im homesick with my own blog. I should change the tagline from 'your daily dose' to "monthly dose" or 'annual dose". Im busy with assignments and uni stuff.

I'll be writing more soon. see you guys in a month. LOL.

Dear Blairy #3 - im on a plane

2011-02-23T10:30:00.001+11:00

as this post was posted, i may have already been inside an aeroplane, on the way back to Melbourne, Australia.

Seems like baru je balik Malaysia some 3 months ago and now im already back, facing all of my reality once again. As you read this post, i may have already enjoying some of the in-flight movies and meals with hot stewardesses and steward (ngehngeh).

i'll be sure to keep on posting and updating my blogs though i have a BIG feeling that i'll be super busy this year. Doakan aku selamat tiba di Melbourne, semoga perjalanan aku ke Melbourne ini dilindungi. Amin.

i have already missing some people back home, my family and some other. if that person is reading this....i think she'll know it. jumpa lagi kalau umur panjang. :)

in plane pedobear wishes you a good day.

kisah jamban yang paling serius

2011-02-22T13:48:00.001+11:00

i lol-ed all the way reading this.

image taknampak dan klik besarkan. sorry bodoh dan menyusahkan

Dear Blairy #2 - Hari terakhir di bolehland

2011-02-22T02:30:00.000+11:00

Masa itu kalau dicomparekan dgn seekor binatang, beliau ialah burung. sbb masa terbang.

Tomorrow i'll be entering my final day in Melaysia. Because the day after tomorrow i'll be returning back to the almost livable city in the world, Melbourne. Next week, my hellish moment as a final year student begins, as class commences. Oh terasa diri dah tua bila digelar final year student.

Hari terakhir di Malaysia juga sepatutnya digelarkan oleh semua orang sebagai Hari Mari Kita Makan Semua Bende Yang Ada Kat Malaysia Kalau Boleh. atau shortform Hari MKMSBYAKMKB. lmao. Telah ditakdirkan esok mmg hari pasar malam di Taman Sri Andalas ni, so gua akan makan apa yg teringin di hati sebelum merinduinya di kotaraya Melbourne.

Demam-demam ku yang berikutnya sudah pasti Demam Rumah.

samurai vs bayang

2011-02-20T14:47:00.000+11:00

im on a Bleach mood today and found this video. cool shit son

impian setiap student.

2011-02-19T00:34:00.000+11:00

this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo win!

thank you @amirulhazwan again. this shit is hilaaarious

golkeeper penuh skill.

2011-02-18T14:38:00.000+11:00

serius, mantap. nvr saw any golkeeper like this dude before. skillfull.

try buat sikit abam khairul fahmi. muehehe

LOL - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA

2011-02-18T00:52:00.000+11:00

im high lets sing this song together. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA

im high. seriously high.

credits: @amirulhazwan for posting this on my fanpage

Dear Blairy. - im gonna miss Malaysia

2011-02-17T03:05:00.000+11:00

De eff is a 'blairy'?

so lemme tell you kids, blairy is blog+diary. In this hum-drum, imma post some blairy just to share some of my feelings, i would say, for the whole day. Dont worry, it wont get too personal. I wont tell you when i went to toilet today for berak and stuffs.

Today is wednesday, and i wont be having my next wednesday in Malaysia. Well, perhaps i will, just for some hours before my flight to Melbourne. Going back to Melbourne means i'll be missing so many shit Malaysia had offered me for the last 2months++. One of the main 'things' i will most probably be missing is the 8th wonder of the world; Jamban Cangkung #truestory. In Melbourne, or perhaps Australia, jamban cangkung is a rare type pokemon yo. They only have jamban duduk which is not satisfying to berak with to be honest.

The next thing im gonna miss is having water source (paip air, kepala air) dalam jamban. They dont have water source in aussie jamban, their jamban are the kering type one, means they only have toilet paper roll to wipe your arse. So, literally, berak is hardwork in aussie for me, u have to fill in water inside of those "kettle' like thingy where u water your garden before berak.

yeah, something like this thing, but smaller..it wont fit if it is that large. lmao.

Foods of course, are missed by all overseas Malaysians. Malaysia has got to be the best food filled country in the entire world. Where else would u get a stomach-fulling breakfast which is less than RM5? Roti Canai and Teh Tarik, or Nasi Lemak with Kopi O got to be less than RM5. In Melbourne, those items are considered 'luxury' and would cost you for almost AUD10, which is RM30 in Malaysia Ringgit. FFFFFUUUUUU!!.

I'll be missing rude-and-dont-know-how-to-use-indicators Malaysian drivers, pasar malam, kedai jual kuih dan goreng pisang tepi jalan, taufufa lepas solat jumaat, malaysian douchebags, malaysian weather, jamban, mat bangla, awek kilang hot, and etc.

and the most important is, of course, my family. and loved ones..woceh, bila masa ntah aku ada loved ones, takpe take note #dearfuturegf.

nak nangis.

ps;// notice how i often used twitter's hashtags? its because im addicted to it yo.

serius loser

2011-02-16T17:01:00.000+11:00

saya seorang troll yang loser.

sekian

resepi coca-cola terbongkar. seriusss.

2011-02-16T15:03:00.000+11:00

ada kejutan dalam kandungan yang mungkin resipi coca-cola ni.

Rahsia resipi coca-cola dah tersimpan selama 125 tahun dan akhirnya mungkin telah berjaya dibongkarkan oleh beberapa orang dari sebuah rancangan radio This American Life. Mereka terserempak dengan sebuah artikel berkenaan sejarah coca-cola yang diterbitkan oleh sebuah akhbar Atlanta Journal-Constitution yg juga akhbar milik tempat kelahiran coca-cola. Artikel yang bertarikh February 8, 1979 itu menunjukkan sebuah gambar yang menunjukkan tulisan tangan John Pemberton mengenai resepi coca-cola yg di warisi turun temurun oleh rakan-rakan dan keluarga.

source This American Life

artikel yang tak diambil endah pada zaman dulu ini merupakan seriuz biznez sekarang.

Sejarah coca-cola bermula dari seorang veteran perang sivil dari Georgia, Pemberton; yang mempunyai ketagihan terhadap morphine sejenis dadah. (saya dulu ketagih pada mighty morphin power ranger).

So semata-mata nak memulihkan ketagihan dirinya, dia mengimpikan sebuah minuman campuran 'kola nut' dan 'coca wine'. yes, resepi asal ialah sebuah wine. Tapi pd tahun 1886, disebabkan undang undang di Atlanta, dia mengubah resepei nya kepada tanpa alkohol dan mula menjualnya di farmasi Georgia. lalu dinamakannya Coca-Cola

Presiden terawal coca-cola, Asa Candler, membeli resepi tersebut pada tahun 1887 dan disebabkan risau resepi tersebut akan jatuh ke tangan pesaing, dia mengarahkan supaya resepi tersebut tidak ditulis lagi. Maka, semua staff syarikat membuang label dari bekas bahan-bahan dan diarahkan untuk mengenalpasti bahan tersebut menggunakan bau dan melihat sahaja.

Namun, tindakan Asa Candler mungkin sedikit terlambat apabila buku resepi tersebut mungkin telah pun tersebar. "Merchandise 7X flavouring" merupakan bahan dalam coca-cola yg menjadikannya unik, lain dari pepsi dan radix cola. lol. Jadi, pada masa itu, menurut sejarah, hanya dua orang shj yg tau utk membuat 7x Falvouring tersebut. Dua org tersebut tidak akan menaiki kapal terbang yg sama takut takut terhempas nanti dua dua mati. formula tersbut turut disimpan didalam petibesi bank.

jadi, resepi yang berjaya dibongkarkan oleh This American Life ialah seperti berikut;

The Recipe:

Fluid extract of Coca: 3 drams USP
Citric acid: 3 oz
Caffeine: 1 oz
Sugar: 30 (unclear quantity)
Water: 2.5 gal
Lime juice: 2 pints, 1 quart
Vanilla: 1 oz
Caramel: 1.5 oz or more for color

The secret 7X flavor(use 2 oz of flavor to 5 gals syrup):

Alcohol: 8 oz
Orange oil: 20 drops
Lemon oil: 30 drops
Nutmeg oil: 10 drops
Coriander: 5 drops
Neroli: 10 drops
Cinnamon: 10 drops

terdiam sebentar sbb nampak alkohol? well u better be. bohahaha ha haha ha ha haa.

source: Newsfeed , This American Life

reposted - hidup umpama gitar

2011-02-15T16:57:00.000+11:00

this post is in one of my archive. saya sungguh puitis ya? BAHAHAHAHA. #muntah

Life is like a guitar;

Life is like a guitar...
The string is your emotion...
Strumming and plucking is the way u control your emotion..

Sometimes, u can make it happy...
Sometimes, u can make it sad........

Once u broke a single string..
theres no way u can control the melody..

Once ur emotion is out of control..
theres no way u can handle ur life...

unless,
u buy a new string..attach back to the guitar and play it once more.

life must go on, even when the melody of life is unbalanced...get control of your emotion.

kreatif tak gua? troll troll jugak...jiwang jiwang jugak. buhahaha

mindtrick- i shitbrix-ed

2011-02-15T13:44:00.000+11:00

the power of mind. they can trick you in so many ways.

and yes- i shat brix

below here is the picture

trolling tutorial #3 - Make yourself known, successful troll is successful

2011-02-14T18:43:00.000+11:00

yes. be a man. show some balls nigg.

thats enough trolling for today.

nak troll? nah pencarian lelaki sweet dan awek bertudung

trolling tutorial #2 - sambar mangsa jika ada peluang

2011-02-14T18:02:00.000+11:00

slither quietly like a mafakka ninja snake, and attack like a soaring eagle searching for its prey on the ground.

trolling iz seriez biznes.

foreveralone no more. sewa awek.

2011-02-14T13:28:00.001+11:00

Loue Une Petite Amie [dot] com

satu laman web perancis yang menyediakan khidmat sewa seorang gadis untuk jadikan girlfriend mendapat sambutan hangat. Ya, lebih kurang macam khidmat sewa kereta, cuma ni orang.

kecewa though, aku tak tau kenapa aku tak boleh masuk laman web dia. nak jugak usha laman web dia, but here are several screenshots found in the internet.

undang undang dekat perancis menyatakan yg melacur ialah 'halal' di sisi undang undang mereka, tapi menjadi seorang bapak ayam tak boleh; illegal. [wiki] So khidmat sewa seorang awek ni bukan seperti 'pimping' maka boleh, dan mereka boleh buat apa je mereka nak bila dah berdua...cthnya mcm tolong lipat kain ke, sapu sampah sama2. dan sbgnya. lol.

kalau paham bahasa zidane ni nah baca penerangan laman web dia kat sini [loueunepetiteamie]

laporan asal : French rent a girlfriend website

why im more to twitter than facebook

2011-02-14T03:49:00.000+11:00

#truestory

why im on twitter more in comparison to facebook? it easy, twitter is full of cool people. n other stuffs where facebook does not offer.

being on twitter means im hanging out with the entire world, literally. i know so many things while im on twitter by following some people who doesnt even know me. Well the truth is, some people may feel comfortable sharing stuffs with strangers than their friends, because sometimes friends can get butthurted and then emo-emo do wan to friend anymore.

As for me honestly, im on twitter because when i post something as a twitter update, i do not expect any replies or mentions or retweet or whatever shiz twitter has to offer. This is because, hey, its twitter, some of my followers are strangers, and u dont expect them to 'communicate' with you yeah? But if im on facebook, i easily or sometimes feel sort of macam cakap dengan spender literally when posting status, especially when its about asking opinions or other stuffs related to it. Why am i offended? Facebook is where you have your friends, unless youre the type who collects strangers with weird names and profile pictures. So when it is a place where u have your friendss, this is where u expect an interaction.

Come on guys, be honest, most of u guys when posting something on facebook, you will definitely expect some "LIKE" or "COMMENTS" from your friends on facebook. Because if you dont, you will definitely update it on twitter, #truestory.

Facebook is so yesterday, it is not the IN thing anymore. I have lost interest in facebook. Same goes to Friendster, i still remember those days where we google "friendster layout' just to make our profile looks cool (but to be honest, its a bit douchy, we all have our douchebag moments). All those glitter words, and pictures saying "WELCOME TO MY PROFILE", sekarang kita ketawa kan? Same goes to facebook lah soon.

myspace...i have an account. but i dont really want to talk about it. some of the people i friended in myspace are douchebags, i visit their profile for the lulz.

"SaYeW BuDaK TeWcIk, HuHU, AdD LaH SayeW, JaNgAn LupA KoMen Pic YaW"

Anyways, back to the twitter issue, some people may open a twitter account just to maki or insult some people they dont want them to know. Macam maki dalam hati lah, dekat facebook kemain like like org tu punya status, dekat twitter maki macam nak halau setan.This is not a main reason why i open my twitter account. Well, i open my twitter account after watching a youtube video crticising twitter, they said now its a trend in america for people to share what they are doing, and they thought its a bullshit and why would people wanna do that. Cant find the video though, i will post it when i found it.

so then i buat akaun twitter, and during that time i have zero followers. and my first status on twitter (almost the same as everyone else when the first started using twitter) "what is twitter?", "I dont understand twitter". atau some twitter noobs i saw typing something like "ApeW TwiTtEr Niew, itEW tarK pawHam LewR"

my early followers was a SPAM account with beautiful asian chick as their display picture #truestory.

the more people follow you on twitter the more "im so cool liao, so many pipel folo me" feelings you will have. Well the amount of followers that person has on twitter sometimes indicates how cool that person is. How i wish to be one of those people #confession.

bahaha. dah. follow me on twitter yaw. pffft. @syafiqnawi

sesi mari berjiwang - Detik Terindah Chord

2011-02-11T14:31:00.000+11:00

aku tak tau ni betul ke tak, tapi aku rasa betul ni. in lagu dari BaronBros yg popular kat youtube tu. kalau siapa dapat provide solo tab mmg aku salute lah. chord lagu ni sama je for the whole song, i think. yang beza cuma tone nyanyian. kalau salah tolong betulkan bro bro sekalian. sharing itu penyayang

Em Am
sungguh indah bila bersama
D G
ku merasa sungguh bahgia
C Am B7
ku bersyukur pada yg esa diatas pertemuan ini

Em Am
ku berjanji akan setia
D G
padamu yang kukasihi
C Am B7
marilah kita bersama membentuk cinta abadi

dan walauapapun rintangan melanda
kuharap kita kan tempuhi bersama
seadanya kau dan ku berjauhan

membina mahligai seindah permata
yg kita impikan berdua selamanya agar kita kecapi bahagia

ku berjanji akan terima,
seadanya dirimu
keinginanku setia padaku
ke marilah wahai sayangku
kan ku cium tanganmu
sebagai tanda kaulah kekasihku

dan walauapapun rintangan melanda
kuharap kita kan tempuhi bersama
seadanya kau dan ku berjauhan

membina mahligai seindah permata
yg kita impikan berdua selamanya agar kita kecapi bahagia

ku berjanji akan terima,
seadanya dirimu
keinginanku setia padaku
ke marilah wahai sayangku
kan ku cium tanganmu
sebagai tanda kaulah kekasihku

ku berjanji akan setia
padamu yang kukasihi
marilah kita bersama membentuk cinta abadi

LOL - Sombong membawa padah

2011-02-11T13:39:00.000+11:00

Entrance ada gaya, jadi tiru macam saya, tapi bila keluar jangan jadi macam saya. (today's rap is brought to you by ~~Caprice~~ SyaficeTV yaww, ha ha)

LOL - Penguin gagal yang comel

2011-02-10T23:49:00.000+11:00

Penguin Gagal.

DBP Iktiraf penggunaan bahasa melayu W

2011-02-10T14:27:00.000+11:00

Kuala Lumpur, 9 Feb - Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka (DBP) pada hari ini telah mengiktiraf penggunaan bahasa yang di eja dengan menggunakan huruf W di dalamnya sebagai salah satu usaha untuk mempelbagaikan dan membezakan bahasa melayu dengan bahasa bahasa lain di muka bumi, terutamanya bahasa indonesia. Bahasa melayu yang dimaksudkan ialah seperti 'Sayew okey jew", "Bowleh jew", "Ai rasew nark pewlok bantawl ler hari niew" dan sebagainya. Perihal ini sudah lama dibincangkan iaitu semenjak peristiwa Malaysia dituduh maling kebanyakan budaya Indonesia. Rata-rata ramai penduduk Indonesia mengatakan bahasa melayu yang ditutur oleh kebanyakan orang Malaysia adalah berasal dari bahasa indonesia.

Maka, sebuah pertubuhan underground di bawah kelolaan DBP dan kerajaan 1Malaysia telah ditubuhkan dalam usaha untuk menyebarkan penggunaan bahasa melayu W. Orang orang yang di-rekrut oleh pertubuhan underground ini kebanyakannya adalah mereka dari golongan kanak-kanak pra remaja, remaja-remaja yang sedang bercinta dan mat mat rempit. Mereka telah di-rekrut secara rahsia dan telah diajar oleh DBP bahasa melayu W, (bahasa melayu double you). Usaha penyebaran kemudian dilakukan secara berperingkat melalui laman laman sosial seperti facebook, twitter dan juga blog.

Walaubagaimanapun, terdapat beberapa tentangan didalam penggunaan bahasa melayu W ini, antaranya dari ahli ahli ulamak yang menyatakan pengunaan bahasa melayu W akan merosakkan akidah umat Islam.

Penggunaan "Saye okey jew", "boleh jew" dikatakan berdosa besar kerana mempunyai perkataan JEW, iaitu yahudi dalam bahasa inggeris. "Boleh jew" atau translasinya "Boleh Yahudi" secara tidak langsung telah menyebabkan ramai golongan muda Malaysia telah menyokong Israel. Namun begitu belum ada fatwa rasmi dikeluarkan.

Tentangan juga telah dilakukan oleh beberapa rakyat Malaysia yang rata-rata tidak memahami usaha kerajaan untuk menaikkan bahasa melayu dan nama negara Malaysia. Youtuber melayu, yang menggelarkan channelnya "IniAnwarHadi" digesa oleh kerajaan agar menarik balik video youtube nya yang bertajuk "#6 EwwW", kerana risau semakin ramai rakyat Malaysia bakal terpengaruh dengan video tersebut yang menggesa supaya bahasa melayu W tidak digunapakai. Ketika ini, hampir 109,00 orang telah pun menonton video tersebut dan dikhuatiri bakal meningkat tidak lama lagi.

Atas usaha untuk menaikkan lagi bahasa melayu W ini, teks-teks ucapan perdana menteri dan menteri-menteri lain akan menggunakan bahasa melayu W. Skuad Harimau Malaya juga akan ditukar ejaannya kepada Arimaw Malaya

"Satuw Malaysia!" "Malaysia Bowleh!".

ps:// #SARCASMFONTNEEDED for the whole article. LOLs.

visit this youtuber IniAnwarHadi for his video (here)

LOL- HAHAHA IVANOVIC HAHAH CECH

2011-02-09T20:55:00.000+11:00

Siapa yang tgk match Chelsea v Liverpool hari tu dia paham. HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

trolling tutorial - Log in Fb dapat duit

2011-02-09T16:52:00.000+11:00

Feels good man

daftar sahaja dapat $10.00

gaji RM500 sehari dgn login fb

now go! its your turn to troll

spotted: hantu orang naik kuda; tanda kiamat

2011-02-09T14:49:00.000+11:00

in english, Ghost Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

baru baru ini, hantu orang naik kuda ni kelihatan ketika rusuhan menjatuhkan Mubarak di Egypt. tanda kiamat?

check the video first; explanation below.

SO, what is the Ghost Horsemen of the Apocalypse eh?..

Macam biasa, ini bukan tanda kiamat yang kita belajar masa pendidikan islam, atau time ustat atau ustazah kita ajar. This is a theory yang dikeluarkan oleh kaum Mayan, kaum sama yang cakap kita akan Kiamat sebelum kita sempat melihat Malaysia beraksi dalam piala dunia.ha ha.

anyways, legend has it that there are four of these horsemen, which are Ghost Horsemen of War, Ghost Horsemen of Famine, Ghost Horsemen of Pestilence, and Ghost Horsemen of Death.

Ghost Horsemen of War; the sign? = we have war around us. its obvious

Ghost Horsemen of Famine; the sign? = kekurangan sumber makanan yang mungkin disebabkan fenomena alam, bencana alam, menyebabkan bekalan makanan berkurangan

Ghost Horsemen of Pestilence (contagious disease); the sign? = we have a lot of deadly disease yang berjangkit dan menyerang manusia. AIDS, H1N1, etc.

Ghost Horsemen of Death; the sign? = we have death due to war for almost everyday.

the four horsemen according to kartun Ghostbuster. ha ha.

however, there are several other horsemen also, bukan 4 ni je, they have recruit new army.

Horsemen of Solar Dragon, Horsemen of Axis, Horsemen of Comet, Horseman of Quake and a White Buffalo.

so sbenarnya kalau fikir secara rasional, takdelah horsemen mana, ni semua nama kemungkinan-kemungkinan bencana yang akan menyebabkan faktor berlakunya hari kiamat,

Solar Dragon bermaksud ribut solar dari matahari yang dikatakan bakal berlaku 2012 nanti, Axis melibatkan paksi bumi yang berubah, Comet; satu comet besar bakal menghempap bumi sepertimnana pada zaman prehistoric dulu, dan Quake; gempa bumi.

White Buffalo pulak merupakan petanda kepada hari kiamat menurut orang Mayan. Mereke predik yang kelahiran seekor kerbau ~~pendek~~ putih merupakan permulaan kepada 2012. Nak jadi lagi menarik, seeokr kerbau putih telah muncul pada Ogos 20, 1994 di Heider Farm, Janesville, Winsconsin, U.S.

cuak?

source : the eight horsemen , Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

LOL - Family Feud epic moment.

2011-02-09T14:17:00.000+11:00

here is an explanation to those who tak paham about what are they talking about in this video.

A Joint; bukan sendi tulang, but a type of drug (Joint)

Collecting Plate of the church is this one here (Offertory)

enjoy the video.

fakta menarik #5 : Origin palsu 'F-Word'

2011-02-08T17:08:00.002+11:00

Sifat aku yang terlalu curious menyebabkan aku melakukan mini research tentang perkataan yang paling pantang di muka bumi, dan kerap kali digunakan

Sebelum ni, saya pernah diberitahu oleh someone, perkataan "fuck" itu merupakan akronim daripada, "Fornication Under the Consent of King", bermakna, "persetubuhan yang dibenarkan oleh raja".

Pada zaman awal England dulu, ketika England masih dipenuhi oleh Naga-Naga mistik dan adiwira yang memakai pakaian dari besi, Sekiranya rakyat biasa ingin berjimak, mereka perlu dapatkan kebenaran dari Raja ketika itu. Melainkan anda ada keturunan raja, anda boleh bersetubuh bila-bila masa. lol.

Jadi, setelah mendapat green light dari Raja ketika itu, mereka mereka yang ingin bersetubuh akan diberikan satu kad atau notis lah untuk digantung dihadapan muka pintu, kad tersebut tertera huruf ."F.U.C.K". dan maka orang ramai tahu lah yang diorang ni dah dapat persetujuan raja untuk bersetubuh.

Picture is unrelated

anyways.... asal-usul ini hanyalah dongengan semata-mata.

cerita lain, yang dikaitkan dengan perkataan keramat huruf F ini ialah, turut berasal dari England; Sekitar 1800's. Di London, ada satu undang-undang yang dikenakan utk menghukum pelacur, undang-undang ini dinamakan "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge", Disebabkan undang-undang ni panjang sangat nak tulis, apa yang dibuat oleh pegawai itu ialah dgn short form kan kepada. "F.U.C.K". hakhak.

tapi ini pon palsu,

apa yang dapat dipastikan ialah penggunaan perkataan F tersebut bukan berasal dari mana-mana akronim, tapi mungkin berasal dari bahasa lain seperti bahasa german Ficken (to fuck), atau dialect bahasa Norwegian Fukka (to copulate) yang kemudiannya di englishkan.

anda diantara anda yang mungkin pernah dengan audio lecturer india yg bagi penerangan pasal F-word kat student tu kan? video utube bawah ni lebih kurang. ada animasi, lagi menarik. haha.

tau pakai F-word, mestilah tau asal usul dia jugak. ye dok? LOL.

sources : Urban Legends , Wikipedia

Tips Sharing and Link Sharing.

2011-02-08T14:19:00.000+11:00

Hello!

jadi pada ruangan ini, saya khaskan untuk siapa siapa sahaja untuk meninggalkan apa sahaja tips (tips belajar, tips memikat, tips memasak, tips nak jadi hensem, etc) yang anda rasa ingin dikongsi bersama, atau apa sahaja link; termasuk link ke blog anda.

cara-cara nya;

tinggalkan apa sahaja yang anda rasa sesuai untuk dikongsi bersama diruangan komen, tinggalkan bersama nama anda; dan website anda.

saya akan compilekan tips tips anda pada satu post, sekiranya boleh pada hujung setiap minggu; sertakan nama pengirim dan website pengirim untuk memudahkan pembaca terus melawat anda.

kad cinta dan sains.

2011-02-08T13:48:00.000+11:00

nasihat kepada adik adik dan rakan-rakan. jangan sambut valentine, dosa besaq tu.

when science and love combine! cool.

a great gift for your sayang, b, madu, bear, ayang, cinta, hubby, hunny bee, hunny bear, etc.

you can buy it here (Stephoodle Shop)

LOL - Solar Sistem Explanation

2011-02-07T15:43:00.001+11:00

blajar sistem solar, meme style.

so u wonder knapa ada gambar blank hitam kat atas skali tu? easy, sbb gambar ni panjang, so takdelah aku spam wall gengblogger bila ping nanti. hakhak

kecomelan membunuh

2011-02-07T13:19:00.000+11:00

ya, dua ekor anjing corgi yang sedang bermain ni membunuh aku dgn kecomelannya yang melampau. ya, cuteness kills.

Fernando Torres dan Taugeh

2011-02-06T17:26:00.000+11:00

Kisah ini bermula sejak aku makan char kuey tiaw penuh taugeh pagi tadi dekat shah alam.

Taugeh atau nama saintifiknya Vigna radiata merupakan sejenis sayur yang aku paling tak gemar di muka bumi, lihat sajalah di ruangan "about me" blogger. Di tulis dengan penuh amarah betapa bencinya aku terhadap taugeh.

Namun sejak kebelakangan ini, aku sudah mula makan taugeh, tapi hanya dengan makanan tertentu, contohnya char kuey tiaw. Bukan bermakna aku sudah berubah dari manusia tak makan taugeh kepada seorang yang makan taugeh, namun aku hanya perlu menerima fakta bahawa char kuey tiaw akan sedap dengan taugeh.

ini taugeh

ini Torres, Sekali imbas mcam ada persamaan antara taugeh dan torres. taugeh putih dan atas nya emas2 sikit, macam torres punya rambut. hmm.

begitu juga dengan Fernando Torres,

Walaupun secara jujur beliau bukan lah pemain yang aku gemar, tapi aku terpaksa menyukainya dan mungkin akan terus menyokongnya kerana telah menjadi sebahagian dari team Chelsea. Sebab aku sokong Chelsea. Sama seperti taugeh, aku suka kuey tiaw terpaksa makan taugeh. So aku sokong chelsea, kene terima yang Torres akan menyedapkan lagi Chelsea.

Jadi malam ni aku akan menikmati lagi char kuey tiaw, tapi bukan makanan, tapi Torres dan Chelsea, mintak-mintak sedap.

Liverpool yang butthurt perlu terima kenyataan ingredient terbaik mereka dah berpindah ke tangan tukang masak lain, ibarat Plankton telah berjaya mencuri resepi Krabby Patty Mr.Krabs dalam siri Spongebob dan berjaya. Namun dalam kisah ini Plankton baik, Mr.Krabs jahat.

Tapi Mr.Krabs (liverpool) kerek sebab mereka yakin mereka dapat ingredient terbaik, selepas terkeluarnya Torres iaitu Suarez yang gigi rabbit dan Andy Carroll. yelah yelah, suarez lah hebat, torres lah pembelot, yelah yelah.

dahlah.

ketahui jantina computer anda

2011-02-05T13:16:00.000+11:00

apologies for the 2 days CNY holiday without notice. lol.

Nak tau jantina komputer anda? follow these simple steps:-

1. Bukak aplikasi notepad anda

2. copy paste ayat ni -> CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"

3. lepas tu Save As, computer_sex.vbs

4. then locate save file tu, double click, atau run lah. sama je. then dengar suara, kalau suara perempuan, its a girl! kalau suara jantan, obviously its a boy!

go and try it!

mine is a girl

slowpoke#

cecair punggung.

2011-02-02T14:49:00.000+11:00

oh yes. bende ini dijual kepada umum. "Liquid Ass" nama diberi.

product description:-

This 30ml (1 fl oz) Liquid ASS spray bottle mists out silently, emitting a mega-powerful gawd-awful ASS smell that can last for hours. Brings an instant punch of vile ASS odor to any location! FAA regulations currently allow travelers to carry liquids on board in containers holding 100ml (3.4oz) or less ... but that's only because the folks at the Department of Homeland Security have never caught a whiff of liquid ASS! So order today, before this weapon of nasal destruction is banned from any enclosed space.

product features:-

Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray

Smells like ASS ... only worse

30ml (1 fl oz) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions

Bring the vile nauseating stench of ASS to your next party or office meeting

Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle

what could be worst than the smell of ass? taknak bayang.

source (amazon)

befikir banyak secara serius

2011-02-02T14:26:00.001+11:00

serius. LOL.

source (drawingboardcomic.com)

Course english paling teruk di muka bumi

2011-02-01T13:27:00.000+11:00

entah kenapa bende ini dijadikan sebagai bahan wajib untuk dibaca. oh humanity, i weep for humanity.

profesor garcha harus dibuang kerja

laporan asal (buzzfeed)

Nasihat budak 8 tahun kepada Hosni Mubarak

2011-01-31T13:50:00.000+11:00

im not in a mood to do some blogging today due to what happen in egypt recently, but i wont let my readers down. heres a video

the last quote was the best

"some of your police officers removed their jackets and they are joining the people"

8 year old girl, Juju is from Saudi Arabia

Super Junior Rick Rolled

2011-01-29T16:06:00.000+11:00

i was listening to Bonama - Super Junior, and tetiba dapat rasa persamaan pada intro lagu bonamama ini dengan lagu Rick Astley (rick rolled) - Never Gonna Give You Up. so i decided to do something about it

dengar dulu intro super junior - bonamama (starting from 0:22)

then Rick Astley - Never Gonna Giv U Up (intro)

with a help from simple editing software. (low quality, sbb high quality makan masa berkurun lamanya)

profit!

Ular sawa di Taman Rakyat, Taman Sri Andalas, Klang.

2011-01-29T14:14:00.000+11:00

Pagi-pagi normal aku berjoging hari ini bertukar sedikit ~~paranormal~~ abnormal apabila aku dengan bataknya mengaku first time nampak ular sawa liar.

Peristiwa yang mengambil tempat di Taman Rakyat, Taman Sri Andalas ini merupakan satu perkara yang normal mengikut pakcik tua warga cina yang kepalanya hampir botak dimamah usia. Normal macamana pun bukannya hari-hari aku nampak pakcik.

Anyways,

Ular sawa di Taman Rakyat ni pada mulanya disedari oleh pasangan pelajar sekolah yang sedang berdating berhampiran pokok dimana ular sawa tersebut ditemui. Secara kebetulan aku joging di situ, mereka tiba tiba mengusha pokok. Aku tak peduli dengan berkata dalam hati; "ah lantaklah". Namun kekecohan bermula apabila ada pakcik depan aku memanggil-manggil bomba, (dimana balai bomba hanya terletak bersebelahan Taman Rakyat). Bomba yang sedang menyapu sampah di halaman balainya tiba-tiba dikejutkan dengan pakcik-pakcik berusia 40-50 an

"ada ular, ada ular, manyak besar punya"

makcik yang lalu secara kebetulan di sebelah pakcik tersebut dengan serta merta melatah,

"eh mana ular eh ular besar eh eh ehhh"

aku tergelak.

Aku yang pada masa itu dah nak balik rumah pekene nasik lemak terus terbantut dan mengekori abang2 bomba tersebut untuk menangkap ular. Ya, ini juga peluang terbaik aku untuk tunjukkan iphone aku di khalayak ramai.

ini antara gambar-gambar dan video yang dirakam secara tidak profesional oleh aku.

kanak-kanak bawah umur yang batak dengan kehadiran ular

abang bomba on the way menangkap ular sawa

tipikal kanak2 bawah umur yang sambil joging memasang lagu yang tak best pada loudspeaker handphonenya, sedang menuju untuk ~~menjadi mangsa~~ melihat ular

detik -detik yang takdelah mencemaskan manapon ditangkap menggunakan kamera tak hebat iphone 3gs aku.

(disebabkan kesengalan internet terlalu lembab, terpaksa dicompresskan gila bab)

video ini diakhiri dengan tepukan orang ramai, dan limau mandarin yang diberi oleh cina cina disitu kepada abang bomba.

"ini ulau mau hanta mana ah bang?"

"mau hantar itu jabatan hutan lah"

"ayaa, takboleh jual ah? mahal maa"

i was like..wtf

pisang goreng

2011-01-28T18:42:00.000+11:00

whats up malaysia.

dah makan pisang goreng untuk hari ini?. ok. sengal. entry ini merupakan entry yang aku buat secara random setelah makan pisang goreng selepas sembahyang jumaat tadi. Sebagai salah satu usaha aku untuk memantapkan kritikal thinking dan impromptu speech sekiranya aku diperlukan untuk menceritakan pasal pisang goreng di hadapan khalayak ramai.

Possibility untuk menceritakan pasal pisang goreng kepada orang ramai adalah sangat rendah, seperti possibility untuk anda mati dihempap tahik bintang; menurut source iaitu 1 dalam 1,960,000,000. Sangat rendah tapi masih ada.

Jadi pisang goreng yang aku makan tadi tu sangat tak sedap, sebab makcik yang goreng pisang goreng tu dah goreng lama, iaitu sebelum orang start sembahyang jumaat. So dah sejuk, tak layan.

Disebutkan sejarah pisang goreng ni dah bertapak sangat lama di bumi Malaysia ini, Atuk nenek moyang Cristiano Ronaldo telah memperkenalkan pisang goreng di tanah malaya ini. Ini mungkin ketika pendudukan kaum orang Portugis di Melaka ketika pemerintahan Sultan Mahmud Shah dalam tahun 1511. Disebutkan rakan saya ini juga (wikipedia), Pisang goreng telah menjadi makanan breakfast orang-orang portugis sebelum mereka menyerang bumi Melaka.

Ini pisang goreng resipi, merupakan arwah nenek saya punya

tidak mustahil pisang goreng ini diperkenalkan mereka sebab orang portugis merupakan orang yang terawal mempekenalkan makanan celup tepung ni (Tempura). Tapi kemudian dipopularkan Tempura ini oleh orang Jepun dan menjadi salah satu dari budaya makanan jepun yang popular,

Jadi? Apakah Jepun telah meng-claim budaya Portugis? Apakah Malaysia juga telah men-claim budaya pisang goreng Portugal? apakah Malaysia dan Jepun juga negara maling di asia? tiada isu yang dibangkitkan pasal ini (#sarcasmfontneeded)

Berbalik kepada isu pisang goreng,

dapatkah anda merekemenkan saya tempat pisang goreng yang sedap? supaya saya boleh tinggalkan 'tips' di dalam Foursquare dan meng-check-in di situ?

saya boleh rekemen satu, kalau anda duduk dekat Taman Sri Andalas, Klang; kat Selekoh nak pergi SMK Sri Andalas ada jual goreng pisang. kat situ sedap sial. i keed u not.

sekian isu pisang goreng.

pencuri laptop

2011-01-28T13:59:00.000+11:00

berhati-hati dgn orang-orang yang suka taruk laptop dalam beg, lagi-lagi beg yang tak dijaga dengan elok.

skip ke minit 1:30 utk melihat laki yang masuk (yakni pencuri laptop, tgk gerak kaki dia)

apa apa pun, pencuri ni tak sehebat makcik curik baju kat Al-Ikhsan. yang tu legend sial.

funny truth (pics)

2011-01-28T13:39:00.000+11:00

i couldnt help to agree on these sets of photo i found today.

and ..

click those images if u cant see them

source : izismile.com

fakta menarik #4 : Bhanbhagta Gurung

2011-01-27T19:20:00.000+11:00

Mungkin ada diantara anda yang pernah dengar nama ni, tapi aku yakin; ramai yang tak. Jadi siapakah beliau?

Bhanbhagta Gurung merupakan manusia paling 'badass' di dalam sejarah peperangan dunia dan mendapat anugerah honorary tertinggi dalam rejimen askar british dan komanwel; yes, tertinggi, tiada yang lagi tinggi lagi dari anugerah Victoria Cross.

Apa yang Gurung ni buat sampai dapat anugerah tertinggi ni?

Ceritanya mengambil tempat ketika WWII; pada 5 March 1945 di Snowdon-East, berdekatan Tamandu di Burma (Myanmar). Ketika Gurung dan unit-unitnya menghampiri Snowdon-East, Mereka terpaksa berlindung dan berada dibawah tekanan oleh unit-unit sniper askar lawan (jepun). Disebabkan tentera sniper ni susah nak detect, maka makin ramailah geng geng Gurung ni yang terkorban.

ok stop, skarang cuba bayangkan kita tengah main video game perang, apa yang kita akan cuba buat untuk tembak lakhanat sniper ni? yang mana gamers tu mesti tau yang kite kene tunggu dia 'reload' pastu kita intai tengok and tembak; atau pun dalam movie perang; mesti orang tu campak bende2 yang berkilat ke untuk alih perhatian.

now, apa yang membuatkan si Bhangbhagta Gurung ni 'badass' ialah dia tak buat pun apa yang aku cakap kat atas ni, dia dengan selamba je berdiri dalam crossfire tu, dengan muka confiden lagi kerek mengaim semula kat sniper tu dan mampus ditembak Gurung dengan selambanya.

itu baru sikit,

so lepas Gurung ni dan unit-unit nya yang masih ada berjaya lepas sniper tadi tu, lagi skali, mereka dibawah asakan hebat askar2 jepung. Gurung yang ibarat 'naik syeikh' atau 'gajah naik minyak'; tanpa menunggu sebarang arahan dari orang atasan, terus lari dan menyerang 'fox-hole' askar musuh sambil membaling dua butir grenade ke dalam 'fox-hole' pertama tu; dan kemudian dia tak lepak, dia terus lari menuju ke 'fox-hole' seterusnya, dan kali ini membunuh askar musuh menggunakan bayonet nya. Yes, Gurung melakukan semua ni sorang2, unit-unitnya mungkin berada di belakang menganga luas seluas mulut penyanyi aerosmith.

rupa 'fox-hole'

bayonet; pisau yang terletak dihujung rifle

bilangan 'fox-hole' yang Gurung 'bersihkan' seorang diri ialah 4, memang seriusly rambo dan die hard. Tindakan Gurung ni sudah semestinya mendedahkan beliau kepada tembakan 'point-blank' dari 'light machine gun' musuh. So macam biasa, Gurung meredah tembakan dari light machine gun tersebut dan melombat ke atas bumbung bunker di mana light machine gun tersebut dioperasikan oleh askar musuh.

Gurung meraba-raba badannya untuk mencari sebarang grenade, namun, grenade dia time ni dah habis sebab dia dah pakai awal2 tadi. Jadi, apa yang Gurung buat ialah membaling smoke grenade no.77 ke dalam bunker tersebut. So askar jepun dalam bunker tadi lari keluar terbatuk2, tanpa buang masa, Gurung lompat atas askar2 jepun tu dan membunuh mereka dgn Gurkha knife beliau.

no.77 smoke grenade

(credits to: http://www.inert-ord.net/brit/no77/81610.jpg)

Gurkha knife

Tatkala askar 'reinforcement' mula mencurah curah, Gurung gunakan light machine gun tadi tu untuk bunuh askar2 tambahan tadi, dan berjaya menewaskan mereka lalu merampas kawasan itu dari askar musuh.

Gurung is serious shit. masih tak diceritakan apa berlaku kat unit-unit Gurung tadi. mungkin masih menganga di bawah sana.

Gurung berkhidmat utk askar british di bawah batallion ketiga, King Edward VII's own Gurkha Rifles kedua. Beliau menghembuskan nafas terakhir pada 1 March 2008, 4 hari sebelum hari lahirnya.

i could imagine this one dijadikan movie scene. sumpah style.

bersama blogger Oh Malaysia dan DKDM

2011-01-27T15:27:00.000+11:00

Entah kenapa aku rasa nak post entry ni, mungkin sebab depa berdua boleh dikatakan terkenal sbg blogger kot.

anyways, im sure some of you, or most of you pernah dgr blog OhMalaysia dan DKDM, cuma blog aku jer sedang usaha untuk naik. So blogger amir said; pemilik ohmalaysia, dan izulman; pemilik DKDM is actually my kawan-kawan during Australian Matriculation, amir said rakan satu batch dan izul is a senpai of me.

to be honest, im actively involve in blogging semula after watching their success in producing a good blog. Im thankful to blog ohmalaysia jugak sebab banyak traffic datang dari blog tu because of one of my Biotechnology article over there. So this post jugak sebagai tanda terima kasih (and utk usaha menaikkan traffik blog aku jugak, hehe, what..im being honest here).

so we went out yesterday for a visit to our old educational institution (INTEC, UiTM Shah Alam) to melawat our lecturers. after that, kami berjalan-jalan di pasaraya Ole-Ole for some food at Pak Li Kopitiam, a place where i often visit during my INTEC years.

bersama amir said, blogger ohmalaysia.com

amir said bersama blogger DKDM, izulman.

meh lawat blog depa gak.

ohmalaysia.com

duniakuduniamu.com

ps:// sorry jual gambar amir and izul. lol.

Epic rajnikanth is seriously epic.

2011-01-27T13:06:00.000+11:00

here is another video from me to serve you today,

Siapa yang tak kenal Rajnikanth weh, pelakon Sivaji The Boss. Rajnikanth film never let me down in terms of epicness. Mulut sentiasa ternganga melihat scene Rajni dalam scene filem Enthiran ni. Rajni is a robot! a god damn epic robot!

yeah i know. a total wtf

epic beatboxing

2011-01-27T12:36:00.000+11:00

selamat pagi. now let us enjoy this beatboxing video by a frenchman who called himself EKLIPS. Ada beberapa bunyi yang dia buat, membuatkan kita rasa "wtf?"

ps://more post coming soon today, stay with humdrum. :)

iPad 2....padan muka sape dah beli iPad.

2011-01-26T14:41:00.000+11:00

i just have a slight feeling that im a bit slowpoke in this issue.

anyways, checkout this released image of what to be the next iPad 2 interface, equipped with camera, the ability to facetime, and photobooth!

berikut merupakan image yang dikeluarkan oleh MacRumours.com ;

dengan adanya kamera depan dan kebolehan untuk facetime, video conference boleh dibuat kepada pengguna2 iphone 4, ipod touch dan apple mabuk. iPad 2 bakal keluar awal suku tahun ini, and yeah expect iphone baru jugak.

source:

macrumours.com

Jepun, dan lampu gigi

2011-01-26T13:22:00.000+11:00

Jepun, negara kelahiran semua raksasa dan 80% superhero di muka bumi. dan juga bende pelik.

Taukah anda LED smile, atau LED lights for your teeth mungkin bakal menjadi trend terbaru negara kelahiran Kurosaki Ichigo ini. Yea, gigi anda akan berlampu-lampu hasil nyalaan mentol LED dalam mulut anda sekiranya anda senyum. Ini mungkin disebabkan jepun merasakan "bling teeth", gigi emas yang selalu niggas pakai tu is sooo yesterday and tak sesuai dgn dunia teknologi.

nikkas

japanese

Fesyen aksesori ini merupakan hasil ilham dua pereka fesyen jepun yang pada asalnya hanya menciptanya sekadar eksperimen, tapi sekarang dijual di kedai pakaian jepun, sebagai aksesori. Menariknya, LED ini mendapat sambutan. lampunya boleh ditukar-tukar menggunakan wireless dan disambungkan melalui komputer. Gigi ini sesuai pada waktu malam (d'oh), dan sekiranya anda ingin pergi clubbing dan mendapat perhatian murahan (selain menjadi slut atau act bitchy). atau pun ingin menonton konsert Ke$ha

checkout this video;-

and checkout this LED teeth zombies:-

thats why i love japanese awek, they are hot and weird at the same time.

laporan asal NyTimes

fakta menarik #3 : Korea Utara yang sentiasa serius.

2011-01-25T19:42:00.000+11:00

Alang2 aku dah cerita pasal Korea hari ni, aku set jelah tema hari ni korea. but now, bukan pasal South Korea, ni North Korea

Korea Utara atau Democratic People's Republic of Korea (PRK), merupakan satu sahaja negara di muka bumi ini yang masih mengamalkan budaya Stalinism, atau secara ringkasannya menurut aku ialah komunis tegar. Korea dipisahkan kepada Korea Utara dan Korea Selatan selepas WWII, dimana Korea Utara diperintah oleh Soviet dan Korea Selatan oleh America, so sebelum aku jadi lagi bosan, nak pendekkan cerita, dua2 ni tak bersefahaman lah dan dua2 korea ni pulak masing2 mengclaim tanah semenanjung korea tu.

so bila masing2 dah mengclaim tu diorang punya (tetibe aku teingat indon dgn malaysia), berlakulah perang, Korean War pada awal 1950, untuk menghentikan pergaduhan ini satu Agreement telah ditandatangani iaitu The Armistice Agreement of 1953. Tapi, TAPI ini bukan peace treaty, atau rundingan perdamaian, ni macam ala2 genjatan senjata je tau. Jadi, secara teknikalnya, Korea utara dan Korea Selatan masih dalam peperangan, sampai sekarang.

Armistice Agreement ni memisahkan korea utara dan korea selatan melalui korean demilitarized zone (DMZ), yang juga merupakan salah satu sempadan antarabangsa yang terserius dimuka bumi. DMZ ni bertujuan sebagai 'buffer' untuk mengelakkan sebarang kejadian tidak diingini antara dua negara tu.

kawasan ditengah2 DMZ tu almost takde manusia, sampai binatang2 yang hampir pupus boleh membiak dengan mudah. Mmg literally takde manusia. cuma di bahagian border luar DMZ tu dijaga dengan gila babi oleh askar dua2 negara. But still some events and infiltrations masih berlaku (wikipedia).

Disebabkan Media dan hampir semua bende dikawal oleh kerajaan Korea utara, menyebabkan korea utara antara negara paling secretive dan isolated di muka bumi ini juga. Sangat sangat restrictive, menyebabkan warga korea utara hampir mustahil untuk dapatkan berita dari luar, dan juga utk orang luar dapatkan berita dari korea utara. Nak melawat negara pon kene ada borang untuk diisi dan sangat-sangat terhad perjalanannya.

Beza korea utara dan korea selatan mmg sangat2 besar.

highway di Korea Utara,

sangat besar dan langsung tiada kereta, kalau ada, kenderaan tentera je. Orang north korea sendiri tak biasa nampak kereta kat negara diorang.

bandar Pyongyang,

bandar yang jauh nampak mundur jika dibandingkan dengan korea selatan. Di korea utara, lampu jalan atau public lighting langsung takde, menjadikan malam yang sangat gelap gelita di korea utara dan menyebabkan hampir takde langsung nightlife di north korea. lampu yang digunakan dalam rumah pulak lampu paling rendah watt.

north korea yang gelap gelita waktu malam, (click utk besar)

Setiap jam, bermula jam 6 pagi sampai tengah malam, lagu patriotik akan dipasangkan pada loudspeaker di jalan2 bandar.

lagu patriotik diorang bukan lagu yang macam Faizal tahir nyanyi tu, lagu patriotic diorang mmg tersangatlah... ntah. ok sumpah aku tak tau camane orang korea utara ni hidup tiap2 hari.

now, another seriousness comparison between north and south.

North K.

South K.

LOLs.

anyway, rakyat2 north korea turut macam kene terpaksa melibatkan diri dalam sambutan ulangtahun negara tersebut.

yang kaler pink dgn buat bendera north korea tu semua rakyat depa. mmg FFUUU!. they are like zombies. or robots. damn kesian north koreans, people should feel blessed diorang tak lahir kat korea utara.

seriously you can read more about the life of North Koreans here (http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/09/recent_scenes_from_north_korea.html) and more pics, i took some pictures from here. to be honest, terasa sedih melihat negara yang langsung takde pendedahan dgn dunia luar. Kita yang duduk kat Malaysia ni pon kadang2 take things for granted.

quite a boring post from me eh?

sources:-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea

North Korea official webpage (http://www.korea-dpr.com/) <== u should masuk this webpage! lol.

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/09/recent_scenes_from_north_korea.html

K-Pop Fanboys

2011-01-25T13:20:00.000+11:00

hello peminat peminat kpop sekalian.

seperti yang kita sedia maklum, fenomena kpop (korean pop) adalah fenomena yang tidak asing sekali bagi kita di asia ini, dan of course, Malaysia. Rata-rata peminat kpop yang kita tau adalah golongan2 perempuan yang kadangkala terlalu obses dengan artis-artis kpop terutama yang lelaki. Mereka menangis, menjerit, meraung, terkencing kencing to those yang weak bladder, terputus segala urat yang kalau tak putus mereka normal;so bila putus mereka jadi tak normal tatkala melihat kelibat artis ini lebih2 lagi live.

TAPI,

sejauh manakah anda tau tentang kewujudan fanboys? ok. aku salah seorang daripadanya.

Fanboy mostly adalah secretive, mereka terutamanya meminati group korea yang perempuan, al-contohnya SNSD, 4Minutes, Wonder Girl, IU (solo artis), dan banyak lagi. Secretive mungkin sebab mereka takmau dipandang serong oleh rakan-rakan sebilik, atau serumah mereka kerana meminati group wanita yang menyanyikan lagu gembira dan bervideo klip warna warni. Mereka mungkin akan memberi reaksi

ataupun dengan konfidennya mengatakan

walaubagaimanapon, pendedahan yang meluas sedikit kepada rakan tersebut mungkin dapat mempengaruhnya dengan mendengar dan meminati kumpulan2 wanita korea tersebut. unless you know, hes not into girls...u know what i mean. if you are straight enough, u cannot resist this:-

antara contoh fanboy ialah bawah ni; okay, bukan fanboy, fanman kot.sebab dia dah pakcik. dia minat Wonder Girl.

OK, itu minat group perempuan. mungkin normal. tapi macamana fanboy kpop yang meminati group kpop lelaki, al-contohnya B2ST, BigBang, SHInee, 2PM, FT Island dan macam2 lagi. Adakah anda dengan serta merta melabel fanboy tersebut sebagai homo, atau suka lelaki, atau mat saleh sebut gay?. jangan begitu, mereka minat tapi tak semestinya gay.

"Saya minat kpop, saya OK, dan tak gay"

rata-rata kalau kita tgk konsert kpop, kita tak nampak lelaki, so kalau ada lelaki mungkin ada antara kita yang terus cakap, "alah, teman awek dia lah tu". kadang2 mereka malu untuk berada di tengah2 crowd tu, jadi ada antara mereka yang hanya melihat di kaca TV, sambil menyanyikan sama-sama lagu kumpulan BigBang di rumah.

di youtube pon ada je fanboy fanboy yang minat boyband kpop. tapi rata2 yang aku jumpa semuanya lembut dan metrosexual creepy semacam. takde pon yang macam aku, minat lek lek je.

dan ini, aku tgk je aku terus cakap. gila gay. LOL

conclusionnya, minat kpop ialah bukan suatu yang pelik. minat Justin Bieber yer pelik, malah aneh, dipandang jelek serata dunia, sama macam minat edward cullen (rob pattinson). itu baru gila. and u guys are officially freak. LOLOLOL. butthurt? good

fakta menarik #2 : tangkap ikan dgn serius

2011-01-25T12:21:00.000+11:00

lets us kickstart our morning with another interesting fact hommies.

Penduduk2 dari keturunan Dogon yang terletak di Mali mengamalkan satu ritual aneh, mereka akan menangkap ikan secara berjemaah di tasik suci Antogo sebanyak setahun sekali. Mereka menangkap ikan menggunakan bubu.. dalam sekelip mata, populasi ikan hilang dalam tasik tu...ok tipu, takde lah sekelip mata.

video menarik ritual menangkap ikan dari BBC, enjoice

ps:// im trying my best to blog and post anything interesting everyday. so spread the 'hum-drum' guys. i wont let you down.

fakta menarik : jarak 1km, beza masa 20 jam

2011-01-24T19:25:00.000+11:00

Diomede Islands yang terletak di America dan Russia.

Pulau ini terdiri daripada dua pulau, Big Diomede yang terletak di Russia dan Little Diomede yang terletak di America (Alaska). Pulau-pulau ini terletak di Selat Bering antara tanah Siberia dan Alaska.

Big Diomede turut digelar Pulau Esok (Tomorrow Island) and Little Diomede sebagai Pulau Semalam (Yesterday Island) ini kerana beza masa antara dua2 pulau ini ialah 20jam. Pulau2 diomede ini dipisahkan oleh jarak sebanyak 1KM, yang turut menjadi sempadan antara negara Russia dan America yang juga merupakan Garisan Tarikh Antarabangsa.

pulau kecil ditengah-tengah itu, kiri Big Diomede dan kanan Little Diomede, ruang tengah diantara pulau itu ialah Garisan Tarikh Antarabangsa dan Sempadan Russia dan U.S

Little Diomede dan Big Diomede

jadi, sekiranya anda berada di Little Diomede pada jam 9 A.M hari Sabtu, di Big Diomede sudah pon 6 A.M hari Ahad. In english, we are literally looking into tomorrow bila berada di Little Diomede dan melihat Big Diomede.

masih pening?

bayangkan bumi berputar dari barat ke timur,

so yang hujung belah kanan sekali tu Big Diomede dan hujung belah kiri kat Alaska tu little diomede, see? bila di ratakan bumi baru nampak..saya pon konpius jugak mula2. so bila hari di Russia (Big Diomede) habis, hari di Little Diomede baru nak bermula, walau jarak 1km memisahkan diomedes ni. Interesting eh?

ive read so many interesting facts about earth, i'lll be sure to share with you guys soon.

(sources are from wikipedia, but still ada pernah ke korang terpikir nak carik pasal ni kat wiki? lol)

melaysia must improve! not only in football

2011-01-24T13:09:00.000+11:00

i know im a slowpoke for bringing up this issue, but it has been in my mind for quite a while.

#HarimauMalaya winning the AFF Suzuki Cup is certainly a magnificent achivement for the country, to add up by winning 3-0 against the garudas after no more laser pointed to that botak keeper yang gatal-gatal badan. However, however, im utterly dissapointed with Bukit Jalil Stadium systems (road systems, officers, services) during that event, and even during #HarimauMalaya lawan negara awek-awek cun; Vietnam.

i went to Bukit Jalil the other day to watch football, the first one i went to watch the Semifinal of suzuki cup, Malaysia vs Vietnam first leg. During this time, stadium tak berapa nak penuh, sebab time tu masih belum ada 'glory hunters' malaysia fan. Time tu jugak Malaysia tgh tak yakin yang diorang boleh masuk final. #SARCASMFONTNEEDED. So jalan ke stadium pon masih tak sesak, and masih dapat parking dgn mudah. Everything went smooth sailing, dari membeli tiket sampai lah nak masuk ke dalam stadium. (yer, aku beli tiket kat stadium sbb mmg aku yakin tiket tak habis).

to malaysia glory-hunter surprise, we won 2-0! courtesy of Safee Sali goals. I got the best seat in the house when malaysia goals were scored.

Here comes the main issue during that event, bila dah habis match. Of course lah orang nak blah dari stadium kan. Yang buat aku bebal satu badan ialah diorang bukak satu je pintu keluar? this is madness!. bayangkan orang berasak2 keluar dari stadium, datang dari semua arah, semata2 nak keluar ikut satu pagar kecik? boleh lah bayangkan mcm gambar kat bawah ni, cuma kurang ganas je. lol.

red warriors malaysia sedang berasak, mereka mahu berjihad! Allahuakbar!

aku kesian kat budak2 kecik yang tersekat tengah2 kesesakan manusia malam tu. lepas tu ada pegawai bukit jalil stadium yang jaga pagar kat situ bebal, nak pukul2 orang dgn kayu bila orang cakap depa bodoh, bukak satu pagar je. Huk aloh, kau sorang bebal, kitorang ramai2 bebal tak fikir.

well that was during Semifinal,

during final pulak, aku dah sampai bukit jalil pukul 5pm, parking kereta pukul 7pm. hebat kan? 2jam perjalanan utk jarak kurang dari 1km. Ni semua terima kasih kepada sistem parking stadium yang mcm tahik. Dalam sokkabar cakap boleh parking kat A, B, C, yang lain tempat indon. tapi bila dah sampai kat situ, polis yang jaga jalan situ cakap "Tak boleh parking sini dik, kene ada sticker". WTF MAN WTF! dalam sokkabar tak cakap pon kene pakai sticker! Media memanipulasi rakyat utk datang ke stadium!. lol.

road system bukit jalil time final haritu pon tak terancang, dah tau mmg ramai 'glory-hunters' nak dtg, dah tau malaysia masuk final, mestilah ramai orang nak dtg; perancangan mestilah siap as soon as the final wisel time 2nd leg Semifinal kat vietnam tu. ini tak, macam acuh tak acuh je. My suggestion when this sort of event gonna be happen again is, buat 4 lane jalan nak masuk ke bukit jalil (dari area kesas and those from KL). Jalan 2 lane pergi dan 2 lane balik tu pandai2 lah rancang, tutup 2 lane balik, jadikan dia 2 lane pergi utk orang dari kesas highway dan KL senang masuk. This is just my assumption, maybe tak jadi.

Parking mestilah bukak awal2, dan mesti untuk PUBLIC, bukan choosen one with i-dont-even-know stickers on their windscreen. Dan stadium punya parking area jugak mestilah kene clear, ni time match haritu adapulak event apantah, konsert2 hamajadah. Makan parking space sial.

SO, i ended up entering the stadium when the Negaraku song were sang. but to my dissapointment, tak dapat tempat duduk. it was fullhouse. even indonesian fans area dipenuhi dgn malaysia (tingkat atas). so, i went roaming around stadium during the first half carik tmpat duduk. Malaysia was being fair to me by not scoring any goals during the first half. Another dissapointment brought my the stadium management was failure to provide any large screen for those yang tak dapat tmpat duduk dalam stadium utk tgk bola.

pak arab tau yang fenomena stadium penuh dapat diatasi dgn sediakan skrin keliling stadium, lol.

(qatar world cup host webpage)

Nasib baik menang 3-0, during the scoring event, i was seating at indonesian fans area. i was lucky to find some space to watch football during the 2nd half, itupon kene berdiri. Screaming GOOOLL at indonesian fans area was satisfying wa cakap sama lu, sambil kene tunjuk middle finger. wa takut pe, ramai penyokong malaysia sekali kat tmpat aku. lol.

then laser, piupiu, botak taknak main, then malaysia menang, then go bungkarno, we kalah but we still champion.

ps:// selangor vs kelantan, piala sumbangsih; any selangor fans here?

rekod dunia guinness guna spender

2011-01-24T12:20:00.000+11:00

it is as stupid as it sounds like. sorry for the NSFW pic.

this record was done by an asian guy, they said its a chinese, but i kinda doubt it. Its a fact that all weird and funny people are from japanese, so i think this guy is a japanese. So, the record is wearing 100 spenders (as we malaysian like to call it, u know, spenders = underpants/brief), i pity his testicles for such act.

look at the agony at his face

i doubt its a pleasure wearing a lot of spenders, aku yang pakai satu spender pon kadang2 jalan terkorek korek

kat bawah tak boleh pakai, pakai kat badan pulak.

and a new world record was created

he looks like a pocong, a spender pocong

Rap terpantas. serius hebat n cool

2011-01-23T16:38:00.000+11:00

serius mantap gila

sombody should slow-mo his mouth and super-zoom it to check his hujan air-liur.

walaupon namanya 50 sen, tapi rumahnya bernilai gazillion

2011-01-23T14:19:00.001+11:00

Damn son,

pernah nampak rumah 50cent? mesti kenal kan? rapper yang gigi macam Roslin hashim sikit tu. so recently dia nak jual rumah dia, nak beli? nak tour sikit ruang rumah dia. Well, its not really a rumah, dah macam istana sial. Istana Negara pon tak semewah ni aku rasa. cekidaut guys.

this one down here is his clubbing area, indoor clubbing area

up for some indoor snookah?

or perhaps, main basketball dalam rumah sambil bergym?

yer, kepala hotak dia gym besar mcm ni, Fitness First kat aeon bukit tinggi klang pon aku rasa kecik dari ni

ruang hadapan rumah yang macam hotel beratus bintang?

ruang makan yang macam kalau boleh taknak makan kat sini

ruang indoor cinema

master bedroom yang lebih besar dari rumah aku

dan rumah lain didepan rumah sendiri yang menghadap tasik buatan

i know right? FFFUUUUUUU!!

credits (izismile.com)

desktop shortcut wajib tahu.

2011-01-23T13:35:00.001+11:00

hello computer noobs,

so it'll be a pleasure for me to share some of the essential keyboard shortcut when you are using your computah! or it doesnt work well on those who are using Apple Mabuk.

heres the lists u oughtta know

Windows key + E = Windows Explorer
Windows key + Break = System/Computer properties
Windows key + F = Search
Windows key + D = Hide/Display all windows
ALT + Tab = Switch between windows
ALT, Space, X = Maximize window
CTRL + Shift + Esc = Task Manager
CTRL + C = Copy
CTRL + X = Cut
CTRL + V = Paste
CTRL + Z = Undo an action
CTRL + Y = Redo an action
CTRL + A =Select all items in a document or window
F1 = Display Help
F2 = Rename the selected item
F3 = Search for a file or folder
F4 = Display the Address bar list in Windows Explorer
F5 = Refresh the active window
F6 = Cycle through screen elements in a window or on the desktop
F10 = Activate the menu bar in the active program

yang cut, copy paste tu kalau tak tau mmg tak boleh hidup, apa guna google and wikipedia kalau tak reti guna CTRL C, X and V.

you are now a keyboard warrior, now go

credits (ec-tech.info)
photos maybe subjected to copyright. (credits; globalvoicesonline.org)

Understanding Biotechnology

2011-01-23T03:25:00.000+11:00

Hello there readers,

so, pada post kali ini, imma help you lepasan SPM out there yang tgh menunggu result to understand biotechnology, well at least from a biotech student; which is me. what im going to explain here are based on my experiences as a biotechnology student at Monash University, Clayton campus; Australia.

before that, Why did i choose biotechnology?

honestly, biotechnology tak pernah langsung terlintas dalam kepala for as long as i live before this, it only triggers me to choose biotech when applying for MARA scholarship the other day. My aim was to do Marine Engineering under Petronas, but what to do, i flunked the petronas temuduga, (aku lupa apa dia panggil temuduga tu). So while i was applying for MARA scholarship, i saw this Bioteknologi, and yes during that time Melaysia also tengah kecoh-kecoh pasal bioteknologi, but time tu takde iklan biotek tv3 tu. cuma ada berita pasal itu Prime Minister Melaysia tgh baru nak adakan biotech-corp melaysia. So yeah, the demand was starting to increase back then. so i pun, waddehek, pilih je lah. And Alhamdulillah, i got choosen by MARA to amik biotek.

Where did i go to belajar biotek?

during my, i would like to say, foundation years as a biotek student. I was enrolled in INTEC, (international education college; formerly known as International Education Centre, UiTM Shah Alam). There, i amik AUSMAT, which stands for Australian Matriculation. AUSMAT offers banyak lagi course lain selain biotek such as pharmacy, medic, engineering, vet science, and agriculture. There are several other college, or uni yang offer utk foundation biotek jugak, such as Taylors, if im not mistaken, yang lain2 boleh google ek. I enrolled into INTEC also because of my scholar yang hantar, i tak pernah tau the existance of INTEC before this. lol.

AUSMAT, of course, hantar Australia takkan zimbabwe pulak. Macam biasa, bukan Australia je yang offer biotek, Australia is one of the best lah i would say. so after one and a half year of AUSMAT, after lepas requirement MARA untuk fly, i pun fly lah ke Australia. Universities application will be made during AUSMAT final year lah. time tu pilih lah uni mana mau, oh lupa, selain Australia, New Zealand pon boleh untuk AUSMAT.

And now, im a 3rd year student, doing Bachelor of Biotechnology (hons), specializing in Medical Biotechnology at Monash Uni, Australia.

what am i studying at Monash Uni as a biotech student?

course yang i amek kat monash ni ialah as mentioned above, which is a 4 years course, 3 years of degree year, then sambung 1 year honours. if u do well in honours (dapat first class honours) then u can directly sambung PhD, which is my aim and dream. U can skip masters, which will gonna save you two years, and be a young Doktor Falsafah.

so masa first year, i amik, Biology, Chemistry, Statistic for scientists (yes, maths), one compulsory biotech core unit, and yang lain elektif (course yang boleh amik selain dari sains subjek). each year ada dua semester lah kat sana, first semester, bio, chem, biotech core unit, and elective, 2nd semester, bio11, chem11, stats, and elective lagi.

2nd year pulak, dah kene start to choose kita punya specialized unit. I choosed Medical Biotechnology as my specialized unit from 6, or 7 other specialization, such as Plants and Animals, Bioinformatics, Nano, and apantah lagi tak ingat, nak google malas. Subjects for 2nd year pun dah start getting complex, sbb kita dah specialized. so my 2nd year, my courses were, Microbiology, Immunology, Biochemistry and Molecular biology for 1st semester, and Physiology, Biochemistry11, Molecular Biology11, and Biotech core unit for my 2nd semester. No more electives offered for 2nd year, unlike Melbourne Uni, 2nd year still offer elective units.

3rd year, its getting complex, even me myself pun tak ingat apa ntah unit yang aku nak amik tahun ni. Lol.

and so during your 4th year, it would be a one year honours, research year.

what is biotek actually? ada masa depan ke?

well, literally, biotek is Technology based on Biology, my lecturer pernah tanya di dalam kelas kat monash masa 1st year, i answered "technology based on biology", satu kelas gelak, even the lecturer. but its true yeah? lol.

in my opinion, biotechnology; is an ongoing research involving the use of living creatures (animals, plants, cells, etc) to produce something useful for humans and the environment; this may involve in the creation of drugs to kill cancer cells, finding cure for HIV, and even to create plants which can produce better yields or better resistance to binatang perosak.

masa depan untuk biotek mmg cerah, terutama di negara2 membangun such as our beloved country Malaysia. Nak kerje jadi apa? u can be a lab assistant, research assistannt, of even be the head of your own research, own a drug company or start a new business, work with MARDI as a researcher, and so many job opportunity in Malaysia alone.

this one down here, can be consider as biotech also. LOL.

have a good day

under-construction

2011-01-22T18:11:00.000+11:00

hello guys,

as u can see, especially to those yang pernah datang blog aku, and maybe followers. ive changed everything in this blog. but still, tak siap lagi. u see those headers kat atas yang ada business, downloads, parents jadah haram tu? soon, i'll think of something to put there, but right now. biaq pi dulu lah.

ive been using that lame-ass "Harapan Baru untk Aku" title for almost 5 years now, and ive changed it into "hum-drum". (definition of hum-drum) . but i dont know if its possible to change the URL. what do u guys think? is it possible to change the blog URL?. (kenapa ntah aku tanya, bukan ada orang nak komen pon) #sarcasmfontneeded.

during my years of blogging, i post everything in general. aku tak pernah spesifikkan blog aku ni untuk apa2. so, u guys can expect the same, all updates. yang aku terasa nak update lah, update tak semestinya seminggu dua kali, boleh jadi sebulan sekali, setahun sekali, LOL. aku bukan nyer blogger berjaya. saya tak jana income melalui belog, tapi saya cuba. hiihi.

have a nice day.

challenge accepted

2011-01-21T20:46:00.000+11:00

Syafiq Asnawi decides to update BLOG!.

2011-01-21T14:17:00.000+11:00

yeah i know. thats how most of you would react

harimau malaya dirogol referee australia.

2010-11-14T22:11:00.000+11:00

f'kin corrupted referee in the history of football, and that award goes to Ben Williams

tiap-tiap kali aku tgk video youtube ada muka dia, atau aku baca berita hari ni pasal bola, aku akan maki dia dalam hati tak henti-henti. dah macam tasbih. dude seriously, aku rasa satu Malaysia mengutuk referee ni. I hope im not too emotional, i couldnt help myself. now, let us watch at some of the youtube videos i found regarding the incident where 3 red cards were given to Malaysia during Asia Games against China. (credits to the uploader of course).

1st red card, (Mahali)

okay, Mahali dah kene kad kuning seawal minit pertama. though in this video, tak jelas sangat insiden yang buat kad kuning tu. but honestly, aku rasa pemain cina tu layak menang Academy Award for best actor. seriously, that sort of tackle, from a first glance, takdelah sampai nak kene melayang camtu. and honestly, shouldnt be that worthy of a yellow card. Aku rasa referee ni terpengaruh dgn lakonan player tu, tu yang bagi kad kuning tu.

now the second yellow card incident, this one was indeed worthy of a yellow card. due to unprofessionalism i reckon. but then, refree punya reaction utk bagi kad kuning kedua tu bapak slow. dia tgh pikir kejap nak bagi ke taknak. korupted korupted.

2nd red card, (Safiq)

aku tau aku takdelah terer mana dalam bolasepak punya undang2. tapi kan, sepanjang 20 tahun aku hidup, tak pernah aku nampak orang dapat red card straight lepas bantah keputusan ref. yellow card is normal. but red. for fuck sake. nak sakit jantung aku. kalau kat bukit jalil match ni, mmg dah hujan botol dah, takpon hujan bangku stadium.

3rd red card (s.kunanlan)

lancau gila ref ni. macam tu pon kad kuning? well its a worthy of a penalty because its a foul. but fucking bloody hell, yellow card is inappropriate. Howard Webb, referee termantap didunia pon bagi kad kuning je kad Nigel De Jong lepas tackle ala-ala kungfu dia kat Alonso.

apa senggama ini Ben Williams? apa senggama?

and by the way that chinese player jatuh pon, aku rasa over nak mampus. camtu punya tarik pun jatuh ala2 mcm tengah wrestling. mmmg cibai. eh babi lah.

pergh stress reliever, ada lagi dua paper utk exam. selasa dan rabu ni.

test rabun

2010-11-03T12:20:00.001+11:00

mang this pic is cool.

le click to ze enlarges

have a nice wednesday folks.

6 tanda-tanda utama dilanda "exam sickness"

2010-11-03T00:17:00.000+11:00

this is well observed in a single patient sample, which is me.

pabila exam semakin hampir, tanda-tanda yang sering aku hadapi adalah seperti berikut. ia mungkin kontradiktori dengan apa yang sepatutnya kita expect bila exam semakin hampir.

1. semakin galak dan aktif membuat sesuatu yang takde kaitan dengan study.

cthnya:

- mula aktif bermain game, secara tidak sengaja atau word lainnya "TER-discover" game yang best utk dimain. padahal exam lagi beberapa hari.

- idea2 utk menghasilkan sesuatu yang kreatif tetiba mencurah2 ke ladang durian seperti, membuat lagu, atau pon blogpost, sperti sekarang ni,

2. mula merancang apa nak buat lepas habis exam

- mula berbincang dengan kawan nak pergi situlah, sinilah lepas exam. sampai kadang2 boleh emo-emo nak plan2 pon

"eh, aku taknak makan kat situlah, makan kat sini lah, banyak laki hot"

"kepala hotak kau, dengar2 exam pon tak start lagi"

3. segala jenis kuman tiba2 aktif membuat parti dalam badan

- macam dah plan pulak diorang, agak2 diorang pon ada planner kot. nampak je tarikh exam diorang dah set kat calender.

-mulalah simptom2 macam orang mengandung 9 bulan tiba2 ada. sakit perut tak tentu pasal, pening nak muntah, loya2, terkentut2 (eh ni aku je kot).

4. tak habis2 homesick. (kalau yang oversea atau duk jauh dgn family lah, kalau duk sebumbung pon homesick..bapak aih, mmg literally rumah dia ialah ketiak mak dia)

5. dah tak sabar nak start sem baru tahun depan.

- bajet nak study lebih lah lepas ni. bajet. kalau ni final exam, kononnya azam tahun baru. kalau mid sem exam, aaa..azam sem baru kot.

6. ayat "eh, bila masa lecturer aku ajar ni" atau "eh, apahal aku tak tau pasal ni pon" mula menghantui kotak minda.

to those yang tgh exam, selamat exam. ye, aku nak sambung stadi. tapi lapar lah.

buta sejarah or trolololed?

2010-10-30T01:53:00.001+11:00

this could be the 2nd eye opening headline for utusan malaysia for last two months, the first one was the "berlaku penetrasi" headline. i laughed-out-lout.

and so ive read the results. u guys can go and see the results at utusan malaysia yourself. too lazy to post it here. what to do. im a lazy blogger.

so 17 people from the survey they conducted tak tau bila malaysia merdeka, poor souls. how could this possibly be. is it because malaysia got so many holidays, that whenever its 31st august they just thought... "ah, it must be agong besday meh", "or its penang sultan bday".

or perhaps the respondent are one of those who literally lives in a tempurung.

what actually happn to these 17 poor souls who doesnt even know when is our merdeka date? did they accidentally smashed their head, did they been strucked by lightning and so their memories were affected just like what happened to Azli in one of the Senario Movie, or they are just plain stupid, or perhaps typical malaysian ignorant fool who buang sampah under the "dilarang buang sampah disini" sign. u tell me readers.

so who to blame folks? cikgu2 sejarah sekolah? i think orang ramai lebih amik tau pasal kes 'gay' anwar and saiful dari amik tau pasal sejarah.

honestly myself pon, during my era learning sejarah at school. should be the most boring subject i reckon. that answers why i got A2 for my sejarah. but as i am growing up, i learned the importance of learning sejarah, looking at the condition of youths in malaysia nowadays, i feel so sad (bapak kerek ayat, macam menteri pulak, aku rasa nak muntah). of course not all lah.

BUT i just have a big hunch that this survey was TROLLOLED.

they answered "hip hip hooray", "majulah sukan untuk negara" as Malaysia's cogan kata instead of "Bersekutu, bertambah Mutu". and so if they are indeed trolling, by putting this as Utusan's headline, the utusan's crews are feeding the trolls and the trolls should be laughing as trolls should.

and so the rakyat has spoken.

2010-10-29T00:40:00.001+11:00

malaysia ke arah negara yang mempunyai 3 menara tinggi dan hab kalabul malami (bak kata filem P.Ramlee)

Ive been reading peoples facebook statuses and it is mainly about our beloved country Malaysia, well unless you are not a Malaysian, it is not your beloved country, it could be your neighbour's beloved country, your girlfriends auntie, or whoever lah. What the hell am i talking about here, well anyways, the facebook statuses i mentioned earlier was about our third and the tallest building in Malaysia and also, the new hot and spicy issue, Najib's Program Transformasi Kerajaan; one of em is to make Malaysia as a "hab hiburan".

Allow me to blog something in regards to these issue ladies and gentlemen (hey, if u directly translate 'gentlemen', it would be as "lelaki lembut". lol. distraction). ANYWAYS, in regards to our so called Menara Warisan, it is a RM5 biliyon projek to build a 100 storey bilding. Baru je aku dengar berita beberapa bulan lepas Malaysia bakal bankrupt lah, jadah haram sewaktu dengannya lah. Irony gila. tetibe ada duit nak buat bangunan.

But then, our Peradana Menteri Najib Razak pula berkata,

"ni bukan duit kerajaan doh, ni duit PNB, lantak lah depa nak buat apa" *dialog rekaan

well after hearing that sort of statement from bang jib, i reckon its okay kot. lol. i dunno what to comment lah really. i just feel if i blog about this people will come to my blog when they googled "Menara Warisan". HAHA!.

but still, if u guys pikiaq betoi2, this menara maybe banyak benefit in the future. Peluang pekerjaan lebih banyak i reckon, and tourist attraction, plus they can also build stuff or i dunno any attractions sekitar building baru tersebut. Instead of base jumping from menara KL, they can now base jumping lebih tinggi dari menara KL. yeah!

and and and!...theres more tower for that French spiderman guy to panjat!

cool gila constume dia.

enough about the tower thingy, and now dear readers, what is your opinion when u see a pak lebai dancing in a kelab malam? same goes to a country well known for its Islamic traits, a country well outspoken in OIC, a country where the official religion is Islam but also a country well known for its "pusat hiburan" and "kelab2 malam". What a way to continue Pak Lah's Islam Hadhari dear Bang Jib.

Arent we already have syaitans main malaysian 'mecca' up there in banjaran titiwangsa (the casino stuff of course)? and now we want to transform the whole malaysia into a hab hiburan where many kelab malam will be opened to satisfy peoples need for entertainment and generating Malaysia's income at the same time. ntah halal ke tak income tu

Dude, why hab hiburan? why build more kelab malam? instead of building kelab malam, apa kata guna duit tu untuk buat Malaysian Embassy kat Melbourne ni, susah weh nak berurusan takde embassy kat melbourne ni. lol. random. but true what.

Right now, our neighbouring country, Indonesia, is suffering from the eruption of Gunung Merapi. My prayers and condolence to Indonesia, may Allah help those who are suffering over there. Before this was tsunami, and i heard from a couple of my friends that the tsunami was because of Allah's way to give His slave a lesson, because of doing something against Islam. Well, im not praying for the same thing to happen back in my own country, but.....wallahualam. May Allah guide our leaders to choose whats best for the ummah, and us rakyats.

so, who will win piala malaysia? Kelantan or Negeri Sembilan. I'll go for Kelate! Gomo Kelate Gomo! but the truth is, im still sad, Selangor kalah. :(.

ps://"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

(Groucho Marx, Duck Soup (1933))

Mistake (original song, i hope)

2010-10-18T13:56:00.002+11:00

this is still a work in progress for me. i hope you like it. many mistakes during recording

ps:// i'll post the lyrics later.

shes so cute. i fainted.

2010-10-15T11:54:00.000+11:00

ahh. just like the type ive always wanted. lol. her voice. so sooothinggggg.

i sort of love blogging this way now. heha.

ps:// ive always wanted a girl who can sing with me. heaah.

to my bestest closest wonderfullest friend in the world

2010-10-15T00:28:00.001+11:00

happy birthday to you Rose Nazihah.. seriously. hehe.

may Allah bless ya always. as i promised. heres the blog post just for you! so everyone that come and visit my blog tau that kau mmg my best friend gilak.

ps:// nanti balik msia lah guwe belanja

try and say that to God when u die soon enough.

2010-10-12T22:45:00.000+11:00

when stupid artists say the darndest things

Aleeza Kassim:

"I tetap I lah, stakat saya masih muda dan masih dalam dunia modelling dan lakonan. im a model."

suami dia cakap, suami dia tahu satu hari nanti Aleeza Kassim akan berubah. and dia tak marah. gosh. more and more dayus guys in the world indeed. Yang menjadi masalahnya sekarang ialah, wahai Aleeza Kassim, Suami kau tak tau yang bila kau nak mati, mmg lah dia tau satu hari nanti kau akan berubah.

when God ask you why did you wear sexy during living. u can always answer.

"i tetap i lah. kenapa i nak berubah".

Tiz Zaqyah:

dah pakai sexy2 takkan lah takde org kutuk kan.

"eh adaa, but saya pk just be yourself lah".

you can accept criticism good enough eh? try that when God criticise you in barzakh

Rebecca Nur Islam (not her again, in my blog).

nama je Islam, tapi sexy,

respon; "rebecca nur islam hanya nama yang diberi oleh ayah saya, encik ahmad, dia memberi nama sejak saya dilahirkan"

allow me to menyampuk, ada ke nama yang mak bapak bagi 10 tahun lepas anaknya dilahirkan?

takkan takda rasa nak menutup aurat

respon: "kenapa saya nak menutup aurat, sedangkan itu bukan saya"

once again, try to say the same exact word to God when u die later.

source: this youtube video below.

ps:// may Allah give these artist hidayah soon. neraka is no fun.

semalam - kumbang

2010-10-11T02:09:00.000+11:00

lol. a song cover by me. Yesterday - The Beatles.

im not professional enough to make a high quality sound video cover song thingy like one of those professional cover maker on youtube.

ps:// i wanna be a fulltime researcher, part time musician

rindu mamak sial

2010-10-09T00:54:00.000+11:00

"penat dah main futsal ni! jom weh pekene roti canai ke ape ke kat mamak!"

damn i wish i could say that pepatah keramat here. sumpah rindu lepak malam2 kat mamak stall, sambil layan bola ke ape ke, pekene roti. pergh. nak nangis aku.

kat sini, lepas main futsal, dah agak2 jam 12malam tu. lepas memember sap kok. balik. gila bosan sial. nightlife pon takdak. kalau ada pon kat city, tapi mostly tgh minum air kencing setan, joget nari sampai mampus, bangun pagi dekat atas jalan raya. thats uber lameeee. Malaysia is the best in nightlife! even kat pekan or bandar2 kecik ke, mesti ada mamak 24 hours punya lah.

screen besar or tv besar kat restoran mamak mmg FTW lah!. plus skarang most dah ada wifi kan. i believe u could never get this sort of restaurant outside Malaysia! seriously, and i wonder why most orang yang ada kat oversea ni taknak balik Malaysia. Dude! Mamak weyh! Mamak!!. Mamak stall/restaurant is the heart and soul of all Malaysian!. it could be the 1Malaysia simbol oso, u can always see Malay, Chinese and Indian together eating in mamak stall weh.

honestly folks, while im googling this mee goreng mamak, my air liur almost meleleh.

ok. now i regret googling the photo above. OH MY FRIENDS AT MALAYSIA! how i envy you for dapat access to mamak food as easy as A,B,C. oh, ABC is a food too. shit. now im drooling like a river!. please dont envy us overseas student that much, we envy you guys more. Persatuan Mamak-Mamak Malaysia should plan buat cawangan aussie, or anywhere yang banyak student malaysia! wa gerenti lu mamak! sumpah laku wehHhh!!.

the goodness of oily food, fatty stuff, and obesity inducing food can be such a heaven at times. i mean like now, dah lah lepas main futsal. penat. lapar. :(

"anne! teh tarik wunne! roti canai rendek! banjir!"

ps:// homesick.

overseas usrahism

2010-10-08T01:14:00.002+11:00

racism at its best.

berbaik-baik, tolong amik dari airport bagai, pinjamkan rumah, bagi makanan, tolong masak, datang melawat, ziarah, dsbgnya. tapi dgn harapan dibalas semula satu hari nanti. not to be bersangka buruk dgn orang-orang ni, but aku dah alami nya. and therefore, this is another raging post.

mmg lah depa tak harapkan balasan dalam bentuk hadiah, or makanan, or whatever lah. but diorang buat camtu dgn harapan kita dapat get into their so called 'group'. They attract those students yang mana2 diorang rasa boleh ditarik untuk join2 'group'2 sebegini. Tapi, yang mana takdak harapan tu, diorang mcm seolah2 memberi jawapan "u can go to hell". Apa jenis manusia lah diorang ni, pilih bulu sial. yang mana diorang rasa boleh click, tu je yang diorang kawan. AND they called themselves "orang2 yang baik" (well even diorg tak cakap, but i can tell..lol).

this thing, that hppn to overseas student dah macam 'racism'. itu kadang2 aku nampak ada je separate group walau kat mana2, macam kadang2 aku dgr je or nampak "oh, this is usrah group", "oh this is the non usrah group". If i join the "usrah" group, the "non usrah" group will soon avoid me, BUT if i join the "non usrah" group, the "usrah" group will usha slek kat aku nanti. WTFish man WTFish. I thought all muslims are brothers! and we shouldnt be divided by what race we are, what nationalities, or even what type of person we are!

***

aku dah alami banyak bende dgn diorang2 ni, and sbb tu lah aku berani cakap yang diorang ni pon just another typical malay. ada sekali tu adalah seorang saudara ni, nampak aku tapi tak salam atau tegur mahupon senyum, bila aku tegur baru nak senyum n salam,. bodoh, ingat aku tak terasa ke? and there was also this one time, ada satu saudara ni ajak makan at his house, i thought ikhlas jemput ajak makan, but it turns out to be we have to sign up to some activities organised by them at the end of the makan2. AND they never told us anything about this when menjemput!

i never want to judge bad things about them, but i cant help it. based on experience, they are not what they are supposed to be.

i read some articles, talking about their main objective, tujuan asal penubuhan group usrah ni, is to guide those malay muslims, or malaysian muslims from terpesong, sbb berada di negara bukan islam, takut mcm nanti terjebak dgn banyak maksiat. Its a good reason though, but hey, i think its not working eh? heaps of drunk malay muslims here in melbourne (or any other overseas country), yang mana bersosial macam sial, but they cant do anything about it. why? because they are not really sticking to their main objective.

They are picky! they choose which people they want to approach! but then, yang mana diorang rasa tak click tu, they kondem thru social networks, and whatever thing they can use to kondem and seolah2 tunjuk benci kat diorang. Pfft.

this post is almost like a repeat of my earlier post, but i still think that some of the main objective in the creation of tis sort of group is to get married. Bagi syarahan, takzirah bagai, depan awek2 yang join dalam group tu, lepas tu awek tu tertarik, lepas tu terus kahwin, sain nama kat baitul muslim, sah suami isteri! boleh lah berpegang2 tangan. lepas tu mula tegur orang yang bercouple2, sbb diorang dah kawen. lol.

damn this raging is never ending.

ps://i dont intend to offend anyone, im telling the truth, nothing but the truth, this is what actually hhpn here.

if any of you read till the end, leave some comments and your email address, i'll choose any of ya to receive some goodies from aussies. hows that sound mate? good enough to attract your attention?

offers end till i say its end. heha

tetek besi.

2010-10-06T23:56:00.000+11:00

damn, just imagine those pair of bewbs hit you face first.

fap?

ps://so many people like you, walk on eggshells all day long

usrah group or just another typical malay group

2010-10-06T00:43:00.000+11:00

dah lama tak update, skali update terus rage. (please please please, ignore the malware thing.! bodoh lah)

dear readers,

the reason im am raging this sort of thing is because im sick and tired of those who keep judging as if they are the ones who is living in the GOOD way, the ones that are free from any sort of maksiat or dosa. as if they are the ones who will be goin to heaven and not people like me. Yes you are correct in giving statements (with a referral to quran and hadith) but please please please dont condemned those who are not like you as if they are sooo bad, they will go to hell. like i said before, who are you to judge people?.

Islam is the way of life, and should be easy, but why are you making such a statements, that we have to do exactly like this, (good way) and must totally leave everything that doesnt resembles a muslim way of living (for example, cultures). Aint that making Islam a more of a 'difficult' religion? We are supposedly show to the world, Islam is easy, and a religion for all, the path for all humans.

plus, if you are really living the correct way of Islam, why did you not 'tegur' those yang buat maksiat depan2? why must you update facebook statuses condeming them?, why must you ignore those kind of people, as if they have no more hope and will go to hell?.

****

I respect these guys for having heaps of Islamic understanding, Islamic law, hadiths, memorize quran, but why arent you using them to actually help those kind of people as i stated earlier? Instead, when u see them outside, you ignore them, hesitate to talk to them, and even hate them? AND you called yourself a good muslim, and living the way a muslim should be?

Arent all muslims brothers? help them! tegur them directly! cakap yang diorang silap depan2! bukan membenci mereka! and u guys wondered why people like me dont like you.

talk about being a typical malay.

guys, read this article here, i sort of agree on what the author is trying to sampaikan. one main thing that i agree in that article is that one of the main reason for the establishment of this sort of 'group' is the carik jodoh thingy. have a good read guys. im too lazy to make an article review. lol. because im in the middle of doing a lab report.

huraay! no pictures post. how lame and boring. well, at least my blog is updated.

ps:// besides being a proud Muslim, im a proud Malay and Malaysian.

cover nyanyi

2010-10-04T17:55:00.000+11:00

hai blog. wujud lagi kau rupanya. nah aku tak reti update dah. amik lah ni. aku nyanyi. heha

Ramadhan

2010-08-11T23:56:00.000+10:00

Assalamualaikum semua, i know its a bit dusty here...but ehem ehem, here goes nothing.

So finally the 1st of ramadhan is coming, which is tomorrow in Melbourne, Australia. I know Malaysians dah start ramadhan depa semalam, which is on the 11th of August. Which is a bit weird, watching people update their facebook statuses about puasa, buka puasa and doing tarawikh..but here, its not yet started. Anyhoos, it doesnt matter, im just grateful to Allah as im able to meet Ramadhan once again. The month where all Muslims SHOULD and MUST look forward too, good deeds rewards are multiplied and jannah doors are wide open, syaitans are no longer powerful, and so many more hikmahs.

as for me, this is the 2nd time for me to fast in Australia. i must say im getting used to it but still..im missing celebrating ramadhan back home. i miss doing tarawikh back home with my dad. i miss breaking fast with my family. and i miss all the bazaar ramadhan.

***

Fasting in a community where a majority of them is not fasting is sort of a challenge for those who are not used to it. I mean like, yeah, mat sallehs makan-makan in front of you, minah salleh with their overexposed skins (luckily it is still cold here, so most of em would wear many cloths). But honestly for me, to see them makan makan in front of me, doesnt make me feel like, "OMG i wanna makan too".. coz you know youre fasting, and i actually dont mind if my non muslim friends eat in front of me. but however, i do get a little bit annoyed when i get into this situation here :-

"hey man, you wanna eat ?"
"no thanks, im fasting."
"fasting?? why are you fasting?"
"im a muslim, its the month of ramadan and we fast for 30days"
"holy **** 30 days?? dude! thats wayyy to many days to fast..your gonna be sick!"

yeah, i forgive them however, they doesnt know about how we muslims fast and its our job to provide them information or in other words, indirect dakwah.

***

other thing about ramadhan is the month where people are expect to lose weight, but apparently, not. People gained weight during ramadhan, mana tak nya, memanglah siang tak makan, tapi belah malamnya, nak berbuka puasa buka combo katanya. yelah combo as if "breakfest + lunch + dinner". and late at night, ada moreh, and later, sahur. To be honest, the month of ramadan is the month where people makan paling banyak. Foods are everywhere too, kalau di Malaysia and maybe other countries, they have bazaar ramadhan. Heaven of foods i must say, even non muslims in Malaysia are looking forward for ramadan, bazaar of course.

***

solat sunat tarawikh, will always full and packed at the first night of tarawikh, getting lesser everyday (typically) and increase again as we enters the final 10 days of ramadan, and sometimes one or two saf only two or three days before eid.

solat sunat tarawikh is perform after isyak and yes, most people are now fill with gas in their stomach after berbuka. with rukuk and sujud, bending of the body (stomach especially) of course the gas will force its way out. Mainly through mouth, if its thru the arse, then batal lah solat tu sengal. So just imagine a sendawa right after a heavy meal, and released during prayers, yes...percentage of khusyuk will decrease and plus we will tend to give a shit face to the person that sendawa after salam. therefore please be considerate when you wanna burp while performing solat. u might not smell it yourself, but please remember others have nose too.

***

to those of you who read this blog, and if you know me, just wanna ask for your forgiveness, if i did anything wrong before this, for as long as i know you..or those who are offended while reading my blog. im sorry, from the bottom of my heart. i pray to all my friends, and readers to have a blessed ramadhan from Allah swt (amin).

ps://allahumma ballighna ramadhan. ahlan wa sahlan ya ramadhan!

2 weeks in one post..yep im lazy

2010-07-10T15:57:00.000+10:00

one more week for 2nd semester to commence. party hard.

like i mentioned in my previous post, i went for a vacation to Phillip Island and Great Ocean Road, well to make things short, here's my pictures there. im to lazy to describe what exactly happn there. boo hoo.

this is me feeding the kangaroos at Phillip Island

this is me on the right and my friend aizan at Great Ocean Road, 12 Apostle.

thats all about my vacation trip. the end.

no not really, i have more things to share with you guys...

last night to be precise, i went for my first time ever clubbing experience. (i know, most of u guys akan label aku loser). i went to Seven, in melbourne, a kinda well known nightclub for most asians to hang out. Well, i prefer to do some dancing with asians rather than the mat sallehs. Plus, asian chicks are damn cute. Minah-minah salleh on the other hand are effin huge sometimes...lol?

to be honest, clubbing is not that bad if people know how to behave. i hate those drunkard who often make a scene or something like that. But to be sure, this clubbing activity will be in my least favourite activity since the smell of arak and rokok is at the top for my list of most hated smell. I reckond its the same thing in Malaysia, even those damn malays pon suka jugak tunggang tunggang ni.

aha, since im talking about drunk malays, heres a hot gossip for u guys..i heard from a certain source, which is reliable, u know dafi? alaa..the faggot from akademi fantasia, (come to think of it, most guys in AF are faggots, lolol. sorry AF fans, haters gonna hate) My Brisbane friend, a malay and malaysian of course, told me, Dafi's sister, student there i reckon, is an alcoholic. Fuh, how cool is that? Bapak menteri, anak kaki botol. Salam 1Malaysia lah!.

ok, nuff gossip.

For sure, my eyes were having a good time last night, watching hips swaying and thighs...yeah, thighs... delicious thighs..

nah, heres a link to a picture of a delicious thighs...mmm hmm.. (click me!)

ps://no longer a clubbing virgin...but still a twilight virgin.

im on vakayshun

2010-06-29T12:08:00.000+10:00

jalan2 ke pulau phillip dan jalan laut hebat.

pulau phillip and jalan laut hebat is a direct translation for Victoria's most famous tourist attraction, Phillip Island and Great Ocean Road. Starting tomorrow, ill be visiting those cute furry and busuk Koala and kangaroo, yes i know..this is my 2nd year in Australia and im yet to visit and see those australian native animals. Macam dah kahwin dua tahun tapi tak pernah buat seks dgn isteri.

im so excited and cant wait to meet the koalas.

this is not the koala im expecting to see, it reminds me of a certain pedobear.

what excites me the most about this trip is the journey itself, jalan2 in australia means 90% of your jjourney will be covered with a beautiful "flat" scenery of australia. yes, A cup size. Because theres barely any building when you are not in the city. But the "flat" view itself is breathtaking...most of the times.

well for Great Ocean Road is of course the scenery itself,

this is just an example of tourism picture i found in the net. Just imagine driving a convertible car with aweks while enjoying the "penglihatan penarik nafas" of the great ocean road....notice the "s" i put on aweks. which means plural, single awek may be good..but not as good as aweks. heha

omg rindu roti canai mamak.

ps://expect another long non updated blog. sheesh. im not a good blogger indeed

tWTFlight

2010-06-24T15:44:00.000+10:00

seriously wtf.

and i thought of sharing this with you guys. any malaysian twi-hards out there? you guys must be so excited because the new movie is coming out. how far will you go to show your passion for Edward Cullen?

will u go as far as over decorating your room with twilight stuff and edward's ~~faeces~~ faces.? like this grandma here?

or will you wait in a long line or camp outside just to wait for the premiere of the movie and/or to meet the stars?

(http://themalaysianinsider.com/showbiz/article/twilight-fans-camp-out-for-days-ahead-of-premiere/)

or simply waste your life by blogging about twilight, and guess what, i found 3 sort of official Malaysian twilight fan website. They have almost similiar demands, bring the twilight stars to Kuala Lumpur.

http://twilightersmalaysia.blogspot.com/

http://malaysiantwilighter.blogspot.com/

http://www.twilightersmalaysia.com/

these people needs life. your so called handsome Rob Pattinson or Edward stinks, literally, he never showers, or doesnt like to take showers. (source).

to be honest, ive read some chapters of twilight first book..it was allright, but the thing that annoys me in the book is how the writer (stephanie meyer) potrays edward cullen as the most perfect guy in the universe. the wording she choosed to describe edward cullen makes me nausea and muntah darah. Given the fact that Edward Cullen = Robert Pattinson, everytime the writer mentioned Edward's perfectness in the book, i imagined Rob's face. ergh.

seriously, why choose Rob Pattinson? tak hensem lah bai.

before i end, enjoy this WTF video of the day, (non twilight oriented)

ps:// have a nice day. :)

world cup among malaysian

2010-06-22T14:34:00.000+10:00

firstly, im back from a long exam break. oh i miss blogging. just like how i miss the nikmat of using jamban cangkung. (oh damn, homesick).

so, everyones talking about world cup. and for surely its a trending topic worldwide. me myself as a guy who enjoys watching football finds this once in 4 years event as the most lookin forward sports event. Girls which their boyfriend(s) is a football fan should find this world cup thing as a sudden competitve inhibitor in earning attention from her boyfriend(s).

the thing that caught my attention to blog about world cup is about the fans. particularly malaysian.

this is based on what i observe via social media. i wonder, how could you possibly have the passion to support a certain country, which is not your own country, very..mm...passionate, passionly or whatever the word is to show that you are really into supporting that country. As for me to be honest, event which does not have my home country competes in it is not an event worth supporting. Probably watch, but not into passionate supporting.

this thought was inspired from one of my friend status update in facebook, and she shares the same feeling with me. She also mentioned, it is acceptable if you (malaysian) are supporting Australia, or Korea or England because you study there. But whats up with those who lives in Malaysia but emo-ly update their facebook status when their favourite team lose or whatever.

well however, its not them to be blame as Malaysia dah mmg suck dalam football. (but they won gold medal in sea games recently..looking forward a nice performance in 2014 world cup qualifiers).

***

one thing that i miss about Malaysia is of course the football 'environment' itself. I miss lepak-ing at 24 hours mamak while watching football on their large flat screen TV or better, projector. Everything about football in Malaysia is quite interesting and exciting, if one day Malaysia tetiba gempak liao, all the streets would be celebrating and dancing joyfully and all the Malaysian player will get "datuk". Just imagine how tough the commentating will be done then.

"datuk amirulhadi zainal membawa bola dan pas cantik kepada datuk baddrol bakhtiar, datuk baddrol pass kepada datuk amri, DATUK AMRI MEREMBAT dan DATUK AMRI GOLLLLL!!!!"

ok thats it. i have a life to fullfill.

ps:// a post without pictah is better left short. because i get bored myself just by watching it.

Soon.

2010-06-18T23:10:00.000+10:00

im almost finish my exams guy.

SO WAIT FOR MY UPDATE YER! SORRY FOR BEING SO FKN LAZY AND NOT UPDATING MY BLOG!

btw, you guys who have tumblr can follow my updates at http://syafiqasnawi.tumblr.com.

HAVE A NICE DAY, ILL BE FINISHING MY EXAM ON THE 21st JUNE

ciri-ciri salesman berjaya

2010-05-21T15:50:00.000+10:00

based on my 3 days experience as a salesman.

Aku teringat masa aku kat Malaysia dulu, kalau petang petang tu ada bunyi "ding dong'' rumah. Mak aku akan start bising,

"ni nak jual apa lagi lah ni," cakapnya sambil muka bengis menuju ke pintu.

"TAKPE TAKPE,TERIMA KASIH" mak aku marah kat salesman tu.

so warning kepada salesman kat luar sana tu, jangan harap lah korang nak dapat something kalau datang kat rumah aku. lagi-lagi kalau mak aku ada kat rumah. heha! mmg kene halau macam kucing liar je lah.

so, nak tau salesman itu hebat atau tak, ialah dia dapat convince mak aku untuk at least dengar for 10 seconds. Biasanya tak sampai 3 saat pon. done done kene halau dah. So now, since aku pon dah berkecimpung dalam bidang salesman ni. Aku nak share beberapa tips berguna untuk salesman2 di luar sana.

dont look like a typical salesperson

sometimes orang2 dah set dalam kepala otak diorang. nampak je orang berpakaian smart. They tend to block their brain and bagi warning siap2. So jangan nampak macam typical salesguy. So kalau kat Malaysia tu, since indie fashion is a trend now. Why not pakai macam Azlan and The Typewriter, lepastu jual atlas besar gedabak. Baru orang macam tak expect kan? pandai tak aku? sebab tu apa yang aku praktikkan. Bukan setakat jual barang, dapat jual minyak sekali on the same time. Awek-awek kan minat mamat2 macam indie ni..cool katanya. blergh.

tapi tak ah aku pakai macam indie, aku pakai jaket dan tshirt biasa je lah.takde lah nak smart2 sangat. nanti orang2 aussie cakap aku gila. jual water filter, pakai macam nak pergi gig.

be confident and yeah..u should.

nothing much is essential in becoming a salesman other than be confident in what and who you are dealing with. Dont do fake smiles. do a natural smile. fake smiles are fake and gay.and easy to spot.

see the relevance of this picture here? well, if u cant. Its Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, Apple and Windows, pfft fake smiles.

so i reckoned these two are important for now. because im too lazy to type more. im not a good blogger. okay. goodluck salesman salesman sekalian.

ps:// quality begins from the inside...and works its way out.

procrastinating

2010-05-21T00:05:00.003+10:00

tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

how often does this shit happen to u guys? i mean this procrastination thingy. Exam is just around the corner but u dont give a damn, but doing something else instead. For example me right now, i was revising Immunology and all of a sudden i feel like procrastinating. Well, at least i put my procrastination on good use, which is by updating my blog.

oh yeah. Immunology sucks.

This week sahaja, i hardly been attending any lectures, because im busy revising past lectures. Whats the main point of attending the current lecture if u dont understang the past lectures? make sense yeah?. But seriously guys, thats the hard way of living your life as a university student. One way to ensure your success story in uni is to attend and understand all of your lectures.

as for me, i was attending lectures earlier this year, but it turns out to be "hot hot chicken shit"

disgusting eh? im such a sicko to attach an upclose photo of a chicken poop. You guy see how solid the chicken shit turn out to be? but when it was freshly secreted, its very, liquidy. lol. this is soo random.

procrastinating feels soo good, i hate being a student. a science student especially, i have 24 contact hours everyweek and pretty much fucked up every week. i envy those commerce or business students. they even have DAYS which theres nothing on the timetable, or basically a holiday.

i wish im not a science student, my childhood dream was to be a pilot. pilots are cool. and smart and handsome. and maybe surrounded by beautiful air stewardesses.

google images are awesome!

its 12:30am now in Melbourne as i type this post. Oh yeah, there was this one day, i tried to google the location of Melbourne international airport on google maps, and the result turns out i need to take a plane to get to Melbourne international airport.

weird?

because theres another Melbourne international airport, and its located in the USA. cool fact eh? and yeah. Im from Klang, and theres also a place called Klang in France.

c'est cool ouais?

ps:/I do my work at the same time each day - the last minute

random

2010-05-19T17:01:00.003+10:00

i post and test random videos.

ps://yeah. its random.

aku seorang kawan yang tak baik

2010-05-17T10:28:00.003+10:00

tapi aku cuba untuk memberikan yang terbaik

aku nak tau, apa definisi kawan yang baik tu sbnrnya? kawan yang baik tu kawan yang dapat memuaskan hati satu kawan tu ke? habis sendiri punya hati tak pedulik..janji yang pihak lagi satu tu puas hati. macam tu ke? Kawan tu sbnrnya apa maksud dia? kalau kawan tu setakat lepak sama2 dan pergi kelas sama2. itu bukanlah maksud kawan yang sepenuhnya.

aku akui, memang susah nak jadi seorang kawan yang baik. tapi tak ada lah sampai aku nak membenci seseorang tu sekiranya dia seorang kawan yang tak dapat memuaskan hati aku. A true definition of friend is the one yang sanggup susah sama2, dan gembira sama2, and dapat menerima keburukan sesorang dan saling tegur menegur kesalahan.

dan yang paling penting, tak mendedahkan keburukan rakan kat orang lain.

aku sebagai manusia biasa, memang sentiasa cuba menjadi seorang kawan yang baik kepada orang lain. kalau aku tak dapat memuaskan hati semua pihak, aku minta maaf. dan kalau boleh jangan lah benci aku sangat2. bukannya aku bunuh kucing kau atau hamster kau, atau kacau kau time berak ke. jangan asik cuba nak cari kesalahan aku. fikir jugak kesalahan diri tu.

aku hanyalah seorang insan biasa, macam kamu2 semua. yang ada masalah sendiri

kan?

ps://im aiming to get myself a nice car. makwe pon semakin sayang nanti. (kalau ada lah).

kenapa aku tak pernah ada makwe.

2010-05-12T16:37:00.003+10:00

pendedahan eksklusif dari seorang loser.

orang pernah tanya aku, "weh, kau ada awek tak?". jawapan aku yang seperti biasa. "tak" dan lalu bertanya kembali kepada si penanya soalan. "Kenapa?".

selalunya akan diikuti lagi dgn soalan daripada si penanya seperti. "kau takkan tak pernah ada langsung?".

"memang dah takde, aku nak tipu buat ape" balas aku seolah2 jawapan tu dah diprogram sejak azali.

jadi, aku ada beberapa alasan kukuh mengapa aku tak pernah ada. dulu lah.

aku rasa ada makwe seolah2 menyusahkan.

betul doh. macam tak free. kalau prepaid tu, macam semalam baru je kot topup. dah habis dah hari ni dok mesej ntah pape kat awek (ni bukan eksperience aku, ni berdasarkan apa yang aku observe). sikit2 nak tanya "you tgh buat apa?" , "you kat mana?", "you dah makan?". "you, i miss you", mmg takkanlah nak ignore. kang kalau ignore keluar lah pulak message2 emo kan?

silap2 nanti sebab tak balas message, minum klorok pastu ugut nak terjun dari rooftop pertama kompleks.

just like what happen to this fag here. sheesh. menyusahkan ahli bomba dan masyarakat betul.

secara generalnya, menyusahkan dari segi duit lah. sbb dulu aku memang taik hidung masin nak mampos. so bila fikir ada awek. mesti kene ada duit. blergh.

tapi kan, zaman sekarang ni. kalau orang tanya kenapa kau tak pernah ada makwe, mesti dalam kepala otak diorang. "budak ni gay ni". ergh. kalau dulu, orang tak tau pon apa tu gay. sekarang semua bende nak kaitkan dgn gay.

lagi2 kes saiful kat mahkamah dah start balik.

ps://this is a series post. be sure to follow it. by typing it serially, barulah blog aku aktif balik. at least ada lah idea nak blog. dari biar blog ni berabuk. betul tak?

"betull"

khatan

2010-05-11T19:58:00.005+10:00

is a process which allows u to ngorat aweks.

seriously, i still remember. the day my cousin went to have their foreskin cut out. mine's was still not 'ok' during that time. So, right after my cousins finish their khatan process, i heard my uncle said.

"lepas ni dah boleh ada makwe lah. dah sunat"

and followed by a weird happy grin while tahan the nyilu feeling on my cousin's face. That time, it makes me think. "hmmm, khatan makes u an adult and more macho ke?". And so me too cant wait to get circumcised. lol!.

also,

after u khatan. ur now allowed to solat jemaah saf depan. while making kerek face to budak2 saf belakang yang tak sunat lagi. U also feel very proud whenever pakcik2 dalam masjid tu tanya:

"Dah sunat?"

"Dah!" with full of confidence u give the answer.

why did i post a post about khatan?

i dunno why, its just random.

if we do not know that these kids above are just in the process of healing from khatan. we would just assume that they are some special kids that have a massive boner.

profanity and 18sx?

whatever.

ps://5 lab reports to complete in a single night. and tomorrow i would start eating brains.

Selamat Hari Ibu (video dedication)

2010-05-09T10:39:00.002+10:00

happy mom's day to my mom. Zarinah Md Noor. :)

enjoy this silly video.

ps:// you are my number 1 woman in my heart mom.

pss://i hope my number 2 woman will come soon. lololol!

perkataan segan

2010-05-07T17:11:00.002+10:00

seolah2 sudah tiada di dalam kamus kehidupan budak sekarang

teringat masa aku kat sekolah dahulu kala, nampak perempuan seolah2 nampak species lain. sungguh menakutkan. nak bercakap pon rasa macam, ya rabbi. malu nyer I (okay, maybe ni aku sorang je kot yang fobia lebih2). tapi its true what. well, cinta monyet tu biasalah kan, hantar2 surat yang disertai pantun yang suruh kita balas surat tu balik. oh those days.

oh ya, i never hantar surat kat mana2 aweks2 time sekolah dulu yer. (sbb tak pernah terima satu pon. omg, what a loser).

but now, diorang bukan hantar surat2 cinta monyet. tapi terus ajak keluar. dah ajak keluar, sama2 lah mengongkek. esok lusa menangis. mak tanya kenapa. lepastu jawab kawan laki pegang tu, raba ni, masukkan tu, masukkan ni.

my time, back there, was the 90's. and now 2000-an. what a rapid change towards human behaviour. even during 90's pon orang dah kecoh pasal hubungan2 haram ni. now, its like a common news. u kinda expecting this news to appear in your local television news and paper everyday.

i wonder,

if kids these day dah tak tau nak segan dgn jantina lain. what could be the main reason behind these..emm..catastrophe? all i could think of a good reason is the internet. and yeah, pornography.

kids these days mesti dah tak tanya mak dia soalan macam ni;

"mak, baby tu datang dari mana?"

diorang tak tanya sebab diorang dah tau, malah jauh lebih expert mungkin dari parents mereka dengan meng-elaborate menggunaka2 position2 dalam kama-sutra.

**

back then, ive once asked my friend, kenapa kemaluan laki dan perempuan lain? since he was an expert in this issue. he explained it to me. i was pretty much appalled. lol. that was during my darjah 5, in sekolah rendah agama.

ps://carbonated water, high corn syrup, caramel color, phosphoric acid makes a drink tasted like an antiobiotic. but nice.